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Bought a new pickup!
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| Geoman1 2005-10-20, 9:21 pm |
| I told my wife I was going to buy a new pickup, she got upset.
"I'm tired of people thinking I'm a redneck! I want something that goes
FAST"
I told her 'too bad, I'm getting a pickup and I can use it for work, and I'm
putting a gun rack in it too"
The wife then told me: "Let me tell you something buddy, its my birthday in
two days, and I better be surprised with something that goes from zero to
200 like this!" as she snapped her fingers!!
I thought about it and I decided to buy her a scale!
Rich
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| ..p.jm@see_my_sig_for_address.com 2005-10-20, 10:21 pm |
| On Thu, 20 Oct 2005 20:11:43 -0400, "Geoman1" <Geo1> wrote:
>I told my wife I was going to buy a new pickup, she got upset.
>
>"I'm tired of people thinking I'm a redneck! I want something that goes
>FAST"
>
>I told her 'too bad, I'm getting a pickup and I can use it for work, and I'm
>putting a gun rack in it too"
>
>The wife then told me: "Let me tell you something buddy, its my birthday in
>two days, and I better be surprised with something that goes from zero to
>200 like this!" as she snapped her fingers!!
>
> I thought about it and I decided to buy her a scale!
>
>Rich
>
Which hospital room have you reserved for yourself, so we can
send flowers ?
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http://www.theanimalrescuesite.com/
Paul ( pjm @ pobox . com ) - remove spaces to email me
'Some days, it's just not worth chewing through the restraints.'
'With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.'
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| geoman jr 2005-10-20, 11:21 pm |
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<..p.jm@see_my_sig_for_address.com> wrote in message
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> On Thu, 20 Oct 2005 20:11:43 -0400, "Geoman1" <Geo1> wrote:
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> Which hospital room have you reserved for yourself, so we can
> send flowers ?
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He needs the rubber room Paul :-)
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> Click here every day to feed an animal that needs you today !!!
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> http://www.theanimalrescuesite.com/
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> Paul ( pjm @ pobox . com ) - remove spaces to email me
> 'Some days, it's just not worth chewing through the restraints.'
> 'With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.'
> HVAC/R program for Palm PDA's
> Free demo now available online http://pmilligan.net/palm/
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| TURTLE 2005-10-21, 1:21 am |
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"geoman jr" <mwalk2@comcast.net> wrote in message
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> <..p.jm@see_my_sig_for_address.com> wrote in message
> news:m6dgl1d780pveldf6lgn2nm611ndhi2hp1@4ax.com...
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> He needs the rubber room Paul :-)
This is Turtle.
i think he wants to set up the theme for another movie called Death Wish 3 !
TURTLE
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| JohnH 2005-10-21, 11:21 am |
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> The wife then told me: "Let me tell you something buddy, its my
> birthday in two days, and I better be surprised with something that
> goes from zero to 200 like this!" as she snapped her fingers!!
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> I thought about it and I decided to buy her a scale!
>
We all heard that one on Cartalk a couple weeks ago.
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| B-Hate-Me 2005-10-21, 3:21 pm |
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"JohnH" <johnharlow@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> We all heard that one on Cartalk a couple weeks ago.
And you just *had* to rat him out....Didn't you?
~Here's -your- sign.
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| Steve Scott 2005-10-21, 6:21 pm |
| You better hope she doesn't read this ng or you're going to be one
hurting turkey.
On Thu, 20 Oct 2005 20:11:43 -0400, "Geoman1" <Geo1> wrote:
>I told my wife I was going to buy a new pickup, she got upset.
>
>"I'm tired of people thinking I'm a redneck! I want something that goes
>FAST"
>
>I told her 'too bad, I'm getting a pickup and I can use it for work, and I'm
>putting a gun rack in it too"
>
>The wife then told me: "Let me tell you something buddy, its my birthday in
>two days, and I better be surprised with something that goes from zero to
>200 like this!" as she snapped her fingers!!
>
> I thought about it and I decided to buy her a scale!
>
>Rich
>
--
'I'm heavily armed, easily bored and
OFF my medication...'
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> And you just *had* to rat him out....Didn't you?
As if any self respecting mech head doesn't listen to the tappet bros!
>~Here's -your- sign.
Yes, we've all heard that one before too.
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| Noon-Air 2005-10-22, 1:21 am |
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"TURTLE" <turtle4aire@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
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> "geoman jr" <mwalk2@comcast.net> wrote in message
> news:RIudnRpBa9XK1MXeRVn-vA@comcast.com...
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> This is Turtle.
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> i think he wants to set up the theme for another movie called Death Wish 3
> !
So....... what kind of truck did he get??
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| ~^Johnny^~ 2005-10-23, 2:21 am |
| On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 23:03:58 -0500, "Noon-Air" <Noon-Air@comcast.net>
wrote:
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>"TURTLE" <turtle4aire@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
>news:XOZ5f.2611$bV4.749@bignews1.bellsouth.net...
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>So....... what kind of truck did he get??
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Not a Geo... there weren't no Geo trucks.
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-john
wide-open at throttle dot info
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"Why write I still all one, ever the same,
And keep invention in a noted weed,
That every word doth almost tell my name"
-Shakespeare
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| ~^Johnny^~ 2005-10-23, 2:21 am |
| On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 09:57:12 -0400, "JohnH" <johnharlow@gmail.com>
wrote:
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>We all heard that one on Cartalk a couple weeks ago.
You're weigh over, dude.
But you'd make a good car berater.
Venturi to gas how I figured as much?
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-john
wide-open at throttle dot info
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"When the world was flat as a pancake,
Mona Lisa was happy as a clam." - John Prine
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| ~^Johnny^~ 2005-10-23, 2:21 am |
| On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 23:44:06 -0400, "JohnH" <johnharlow@gmail.com>
wrote:
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>As if any self respecting mech head doesn't listen to the tappet bros!
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>Yes, we've all heard that one before too.
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All right, that's enough click and clack out of you!
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-john
wide-open at throttle dot info
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Maybe I should ask Radio Shack. They claim they've got answers;
but frankly, if Radio Shack were our provider, we'd _really_ be in
trouble now, wouldn't we?
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