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BREAKING NEWS: Presidential library destroyed by flood
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| the barefoot sage 2005-11-23, 6:21 am |
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Crawford, Texas (AP) -- A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal
library of President George W. Bush.
The flood began in the presidential bathroom where the books were
kept. Both of his books have been lost.
A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had
almost finished coloring the second one.
The White House tried to call FEMA but there was no answer.
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| ^^indifference^^ 2005-11-23, 7:21 am |
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"the barefoot sage" <mí@mícasa.com> wrote in message
news:5sGdnYRd-4EXpBnenZ2dnUVZ_s2dnZ2d@comcast.com...
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> Crawford, Texas (AP) -- A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal
> library of President George W. Bush.
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> The flood began in the presidential bathroom where the books were
> kept. Both of his books have been lost.
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> A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had
> almost finished coloring the second one.
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> The White House tried to call FEMA but there was no answer.
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LMFAO!
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| the barefoot sage wrote:
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> Crawford, Texas (AP) -- A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal
> library of President George W. Bush.
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> The flood began in the presidential bathroom where the books were
> kept. Both of his books have been lost.
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> A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had
> almost finished coloring the second one.
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> The White House tried to call FEMA but there was no answer.
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too funny!!!
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| M.Burns 2005-11-23, 9:21 am |
| That's good. Almost as funny was the fire that swept thru the Clinton
library consuming the X-rated video collection in the Dirty Books wing of
the building . He tried to tell Hillary at the time, but he wasn't sure of
her address.
After the flood, I hope the multi-cultural hired help didn't smear feces on
the wall, and then complain about the conditions.
"RIP#3" <not_here_nor_there@anywhere.com> wrote in message
news:a2ef4$43846435$18d7178e$17614@MOUNTAINCABLE.NET...
> the barefoot sage wrote:
> too funny!!!
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| Sacramento Dave 2005-11-23, 10:21 am |
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"the barefoot sage" <mí@mícasa.com> wrote in message
news:5sGdnYRd-4EXpBnenZ2dnUVZ_s2dnZ2d@comcast.com...
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> Crawford, Texas (AP) -- A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal
> library of President George W. Bush.
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> The flood began in the presidential bathroom where the books were
> kept. Both of his books have been lost.
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> A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had
> almost finished coloring the second one.
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> The White House tried to call FEMA but there was no answer.
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> So what your trying to say is we are going to be looking a TAX increase.
On a more personal sad note for him, He will never know if the Little Train
Could.
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Anytime you see something like this crossposted to a bunch of
unrelated newsgroups, it is either spam or trolling for responses.
Folks in in alt.home.repair and rec.motorcycles.dirt go there
to talk about home repair and dirt bikes. If they wanted to
tall about politics they would go to a politics group.
Please help to stop the idiots and morons from filling every group
with their politics and religion. Don't reply to this sort of thing,
or at least limit yourreplies to groups that you read.
Thanks in adavance for your help.
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^^indifference^^ wrote:
>LMFAO!
Takes one to know one.
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RIP#3 wrote:
>too funny!!!
Your Momma!!!
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M.Burns wrote:
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>That's good. Almost as funny was the fire that swept thru the Clinton
>library consuming the X-rated video collection in the Dirty Books wing of
>the building . He tried to tell Hillary at the time, but he wasn't sure of
>her address.
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>After the flood, I hope the multi-cultural hired help didn't smear feces on
>the wall, and then complain about the conditions.
"I hope the multi-cultural hired help didn't smear feces on the wall?"
You got a problem with minorities, asshat?
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Sacramento Dave wrote:
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>"the barefoot sage" <mí@mícasa.com> wrote in message
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>On a more personal sad note for him, He will never know if the Little Train
>Could.
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It isn't always about you, Dave.
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| ^^indifference^^ 2005-11-23, 3:21 pm |
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<_@_._> wrote in message news:11o95g27cqr418@corp.supernews.com...
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> Anytime you see something like this crossposted to a bunch of
> unrelated newsgroups, it is either spam or trolling for responses.
Looks like he got several responses from you, eh XXXXXXX?
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^^indifference^^ wrote:
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>Looks like he got several responses from you, eh XXXXXXX?
Better to be an XXXXXXX than an asshat.
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| Wudsracer 2005-11-24, 2:21 am |
| Is there any way you all could stop the cross posting of this thread?
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Wudsracer wrote:
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>Is there any way you all could stop the cross posting of this thread?
I will start sending viruses and spam to everyone who crossposts
into alt.home.repair, starting monday morning.
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> I will start sending viruses and spam to everyone who crossposts
> into alt.home.repair, starting monday morning.
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Didn't your momma ever tell you that two wrongs don't make a right?
--
The e-mail address in our reply-to line is reversed in an attempt to
minimize spam. Our true address is of the form che...@prodigy.net.
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CJT wrote:
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>Didn't your momma ever tell you that two wrongs don't make a right?
Good thing you posted the above before monday...
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| the barefoot sage 2005-11-27, 11:21 pm |
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> I will start sending viruses and spam to everyone who crossposts
> into alt.home.repair, starting monday morning.
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hey ASSHAT
it's been weeks, I am still waiting on my viruses & spam from you
sounds like you are impotent
HA!
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