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| Bob Loblaw 2005-07-24, 9:13 pm |
| You gotta love Robin XXXXXXXX...... Even if he's nuts! Leave it to
> Robin XXXXXXXX to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is
> for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.
>
> Robin XXXXXXXX' plan....(Hard to argue with this logic!)
>
> "I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a
> plan for peace. So, here's one plan."
>
> 1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
> affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo,
> Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ole boys,' We
> will never "interfere" again.
>
> 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
> Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't
> want us there. We would station troops at our borders.
> No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.
>
> 3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
> leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder
> will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or
> where they are.
>
> They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.
>
> 4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90
> days unless given a special permit!!!!!!!! No one from a terrorist
> nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it
> yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to
> anyone We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
>
> 5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers.
> If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.
>
> 6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy
> wise.
> This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will
> require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The
> caribou will have to cope for a while.
>
> 7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel
> for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can
go
> somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells
> filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
>
> 8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we
> will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds,
> rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them
> is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very
> little, if anything.
>
> 9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't
> need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building
> would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
>
> 10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one
> can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is
>
> ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE.....
>
> Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?
>
> "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your
> tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's
> yelling, 'You want a piece of me?' "
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| Stormin Mormon 2005-07-24, 9:13 pm |
| http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/XXXXXXXX.asp
Is it really true? You should check www.snopes.com before posting.
--
Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
www.mormons.com
"Bob Loblaw" <inocentbystndr1@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:42E1C2FB.6010604@hotmail.com...
You gotta love Robin XXXXXXXX...... Even if he's nuts! Leave it to
> Robin XXXXXXXX to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is
> for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.
>
> Robin XXXXXXXX' plan....(Hard to argue with this logic!)
>
> "I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a
> plan for peace. So, here's one plan."
>
> 1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference"
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| Noon-Air 2005-07-24, 9:13 pm |
| Its not about who said it, its about the message itself.
"Stormin Mormon" <cayoung61-#spamblock*-@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/XXXXXXXX.asp
>
> Is it really true? You should check www.snopes.com before posting.
>
> --
>
> Christopher A. Young
> Learn more about Jesus
> www.lds.org
> www.mormons.com
>
>
> "Bob Loblaw" <inocentbystndr1@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:42E1C2FB.6010604@hotmail.com...
> You gotta love Robin XXXXXXXX...... Even if he's nuts! Leave it to
>
>
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| Stormin Mormon 2005-07-24, 9:13 pm |
| Well,t hen, delete the Robin XXXXXXXX part.
--
Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
www.mormons.com
"Noon-Air" <Noon-Air@comcast.net> wrote in message
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Its not about who said it, its about the message itself.
"Stormin Mormon" <cayoung61-#spamblock*-@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:hZrEe.59789$0i3.27992@twister.nyroc.rr.com...
> http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/XXXXXXXX.asp
>
> Is it really true? You should check www.snopes.com before posting.
>
> --
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| Bob Loblaw 2005-07-24, 9:13 pm |
| "Stormin Mormon" <cayoung61-#spamblock*-@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:hZrEe.59789$0i3.27992@twister.nyroc.rr.com:
> http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/XXXXXXXX.asp
>
> Is it really true? You should check www.snopes.com before posting.
>
I just decided to forward an email I got that I thought was funny, that's
all.
I really have no justification, nor inclination, for researching a joke
email befor posting it.
However I do believe that one should verify data that is posted as advice,
such as in here, especially when such said advice could cause irreperable
harm if erroneous.
Respectfully, Bob
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| B-Hate-Me 2005-07-24, 9:13 pm |
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"Bob Loblaw" <inocentbystndr1@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> You gotta love Robin XXXXXXXX...... Even if he's nuts! Leave it to
Snip-
Simplistic- Isolationism just doesn't work. The "seal up the borders" plan
ranks right up there with "duck and cover.
PS- Was XXXXXXXX coked up when he came up with his (snarf) plan?
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| Joseph 2005-07-24, 9:13 pm |
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"B-Hate-Me" <BHateMe@home> wrote in message
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> "Bob Loblaw" <inocentbystndr1@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:42E1C2FB.6010604@hotmail.com...
>
> Snip-
>
> Simplistic- Isolationism just doesn't work. The "seal up the borders" plan
> ranks right up there with "duck and cover.
>
> PS- Was XXXXXXXX coked up when he came up with his (snarf) plan?
I think the point was that if we threatened to do any of this or
started even one of them the world would be singing a different tune in no
time.
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| Noon-Air 2005-07-24, 9:13 pm |
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"Joseph" <jrpitzner@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> "B-Hate-Me" <BHateMe@home> wrote in message
> news:2MWdnU7UlY_h63_fRVn-jw@comcast.com...
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> I think the point was that if we threatened to do any of this or
> started even one of them the world would be singing a different tune in no
> time.
Give dat man a cigar!!
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| sixfoot7@sccoast.net 2005-07-24, 9:14 pm |
| Dreamers!
Before we tell the world to go to hell we better:
Stop using so much stuff. Thgat means oil, cheap electronics, cheap
clothes, etc. The only thing we make here in abundance is food, and
that is with fertilizers made from foreign oil!!! If you shut our
borders and stop all imports, our standard of living will drop so fast
it will make your head spin!
Bring back our manufacturing industries, especially heavy manufacturing
and clothes! Until that we can't stop buying foreign stuff because we
make so little here. Look at our balance of payments. How many
$Billions a month is our trade balance deficit? We can't live on what
we make here anymore. And, yes, republicans are as much to blame as
democrats.
Start paying 5 times as much for everything, because that is what it
will cost if we start making our own TVs, PCs, copiers, adding
machines, newsprint, consumer goods, appliances, etc.
Quit buying big cars and SUVs. Not to please the tree huggers, but
because that is where a lot of imported stuff goes. (Not just the
oil).
Balance the federal budget! Not in 10 years, not in 5 years, not in 1
year, but NOW!!!!. or better yet ..... 10 years ago!
When you tell the world to go to hell and they call in their loans,
that have been supporting our government and standard of living for the
last 40 years, where will you be?! And if you default on our loans,
what will you use to pay the military, the police & fire men, GWB &
everybody else in the government next week????????
It sounds good but is just so much BAR TALK!!!
We have been spending more than we have made, as a country and as a
people, for 40 YEARS!!!
We are in NO Position to tell any one to go F themselves till we fix
our problems here at home, And what will you do when the computer that
you are accessing this NG with breaks and you call the support line,
and the guy on the other end of the line in India tells you to go F
yourself right back??
If we wanted to tell the world to f off, just after WWII would have
been the time. Now we can't make it stick. It is just so much BULL!!!
If you want to change it back, cut up all your credit cards, start
saving money, quit buying things you can't afford and don't need, and
get a car with 100 MPG fuel economy. Or start riding a bicycle to
work. It will be better for the environment, better for you, better
for our balance of payments. Of course the economy will tank, but that
is coming anyway.
We are screwed either way, and most of that we can blame on ourselves.
It took us 40 years to get in this mess and it will take us 40 years to
get out of it! That is if we really want to.
Cut the bar talk & get to work.
Stretch
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| sixfoot7@sccoast.net wrote:
> Dreamers!
>
> Before we tell the world to go to hell we better:
>
> Stop using so much stuff. Thgat means oil, cheap electronics, cheap
> clothes, etc. The only thing we make here in abundance is food, and
> that is with fertilizers made from foreign oil!!! If you shut our
> borders and stop all imports, our standard of living will drop so fast
> it will make your head spin!
>
> Bring back our manufacturing industries, especially heavy manufacturing
> and clothes! Until that we can't stop buying foreign stuff because we
> make so little here. Look at our balance of payments. How many
> $Billions a month is our trade balance deficit? We can't live on what
> we make here anymore. And, yes, republicans are as much to blame as
> democrats.
>
> Start paying 5 times as much for everything, because that is what it
> will cost if we start making our own TVs, PCs, copiers, adding
> machines, newsprint, consumer goods, appliances, etc.
>
> Quit buying big cars and SUVs. Not to please the tree huggers, but
> because that is where a lot of imported stuff goes. (Not just the
> oil).
>
> Balance the federal budget! Not in 10 years, not in 5 years, not in 1
> year, but NOW!!!!. or better yet ..... 10 years ago!
> When you tell the world to go to hell and they call in their loans,
> that have been supporting our government and standard of living for the
> last 40 years, where will you be?! And if you default on our loans,
> what will you use to pay the military, the police & fire men, GWB &
> everybody else in the government next week????????
>
> It sounds good but is just so much BAR TALK!!!
>
> We have been spending more than we have made, as a country and as a
> people, for 40 YEARS!!!
>
> We are in NO Position to tell any one to go F themselves till we fix
> our problems here at home, And what will you do when the computer that
> you are accessing this NG with breaks and you call the support line,
> and the guy on the other end of the line in India tells you to go F
> yourself right back??
>
> If we wanted to tell the world to f off, just after WWII would have
> been the time. Now we can't make it stick. It is just so much BULL!!!
>
> If you want to change it back, cut up all your credit cards, start
> saving money, quit buying things you can't afford and don't need, and
> get a car with 100 MPG fuel economy. Or start riding a bicycle to
> work. It will be better for the environment, better for you, better
> for our balance of payments. Of course the economy will tank, but that
> is coming anyway.
>
> We are screwed either way, and most of that we can blame on ourselves.
> It took us 40 years to get in this mess and it will take us 40 years to
> get out of it! That is if we really want to.
>
> Cut the bar talk & get to work.
>
> Stretch
>
Now that is the finest bit of thinking I've read on the Usenet in a LONG
time.
Stretch, have you ever read P.J. O'Rourke's "Parliament of Whores"? He
said the same thing when it was published years ago, and predicted
nobody would listen... and they haven't.
The American public has been conditioned that our government is the "Big
Rock Candy Mountain"... and it costs all of us that try to make a honest
living.
Now I've gotta buy you a beer sometime (-;. After WORK, of course!
Jake
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| Joseph 2005-07-25, 2:21 am |
| OK, I'll bite, inserted post:
<sixfoot7@sccoast.net> wrote in message
news:1122241313.998998.277740@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> Dreamers!
>
> Before we tell the world to go to hell we better:
>
> Stop using so much stuff. Thgat means oil, cheap electronics, cheap
> clothes, etc. The only thing we make here in abundance is food, and
> that is with fertilizers made from foreign oil!!! If you shut our
> borders and stop all imports, our standard of living will drop so fast
> it will make your head spin!
BS, pure speculation and way over the top.
>
> Bring back our manufacturing industries, especially heavy manufacturing
> and clothes! Until that we can't stop buying foreign stuff because we
> make so little here. Look at our balance of payments. How many
> $Billions a month is our trade balance deficit? We can't live on what
> we make here anymore. And, yes, republicans are as much to blame as
> democrats.
OK, for argument if we needed it, we would make it here.
>
> Start paying 5 times as much for everything, because that is what it
> will cost if we start making our own TVs, PCs, copiers, adding
> machines, newsprint, consumer goods, appliances, etc.
Like we did 40 years ago???
>
> Quit buying big cars and SUVs. Not to please the tree huggers, but
> because that is where a lot of imported stuff goes. (Not just the
> oil).
Wrong, if they were made here it would help the economy.
> Balance the federal budget! Not in 10 years, not in 5 years, not in 1
> year, but NOW!!!!. or better yet ..... 10 years ago!
> When you tell the world to go to hell and they call in their loans,
> that have been supporting our government and standard of living for the
> last 40 years, where will you be?! And if you default on our loans,
> what will you use to pay the military, the police & fire men, GWB &
> everybody else in the government next week????????
The cost of gov. would go way down if we stopped providing welfare and
policing for the rest of the world.
> It sounds good but is just so much BAR TALK!!!
Duh??? That was the whole point, just BS'ing and having a beer after
work... One of the premises of this group as I understand it.
>
> We have been spending more than we have made, as a country and as a
> people, for 40 YEARS!!!
And we still have the highest standard of living in the world/per
capita.
>
> We are in NO Position to tell any one to go F themselves till we fix
> our problems here at home, And what will you do when the computer that
> you are accessing this NG with breaks and you call the support line,
> and the guy on the other end of the line in India tells you to go F
> yourself right back??
That is part of the whole point of not being an isolationist country,
India is basically a welfare nation to the US.
>
> If we wanted to tell the world to f off, just after WWII would have
> been the time. Now we can't make it stick. It is just so much BULL!!!
Nothing is impossible, but as a practical point isolationism can be
very detrimental to a nation. However being to open and compassionate to
every failing, poverty stricken, starving and strife filled nation is not an
option that we can continue to bare.
>
> If you want to change it back, cut up all your credit cards, start
> saving money, quit buying things you can't afford and don't need, and
> get a car with 100 MPG fuel economy. Or start riding a bicycle to
> work. It will be better for the environment, better for you, better
> for our balance of payments. Of course the economy will tank, but that
> is coming anyway.
We had better remove our dependency on foreign oil no matter what we do
in the future or we can expect to see a very troubled economic future.
>
> We are screwed either way, and most of that we can blame on ourselves.
> It took us 40 years to get in this mess and it will take us 40 years to
> get out of it! That is if we really want to.
What mess? We are doing pretty good as far as I can tell. I don't see
how grabbing a pile of shit and throwing it against the wall and see what
sticks, makes much of an argument against not playing the patsy for the rest
of the world.
Damn Stretch, take a pill and try to make one argument at a time. This
sounded like what the liberals would do, throw out a lot of crap hoping to
muddy the water and go on the rampage. And who cares what the truth is or
what the topic is as long as someone is besmirched.
I don't disagree with your points here but it was a bit of overkill and
all over the place.
> Cut the bar talk & get to work.
NO! Got to let off a little steam, besides I'm done for the day.
106*F in the shade today, damn it was hot!!! So if this doesn't make sense
I blame the heat... 
Joseph
>
> Stretch
>
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| Abby Normal 2005-07-25, 10:21 am |
| Yet the urban legend about finding golden tablets lives on
Stormin Mormon wrote:[color=darkred]
> Well,t hen, delete the Robin XXXXXXXX part.
>
> --
>
> Christopher A. Young
> Learn more about Jesus
> www.lds.org
> www.mormons.com
>
>
> "Noon-Air" <Noon-Air@comcast.net> wrote in message
> news:Cq-dnYEkJvkKy3_fRVn-gA@comcast.com...
> Its not about who said it, its about the message itself.
>
> "Stormin Mormon" <cayoung61-#spamblock*-@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:hZrEe.59789$0i3.27992@twister.nyroc.rr.com...
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| Vicki Szaszvari 2005-07-26, 12:21 am |
|
Jake wrote
>
> The American public has been conditioned that our government is the "Big
> Rock Candy Mountain"... and it costs all of us that try to make a honest
> living.
Well, not ALL of us. The Democrats, for sure.
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| PrecisionMachinisT 2005-07-26, 3:21 am |
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"Joseph" <jrpitzner@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> OK, I'll bite, inserted post:
>
> <sixfoot7@sccoast.net> wrote in message
> news:1122241313.998998.277740@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
>
>
> NO! Got to let off a little steam, besides I'm done for the day.
> 106*F in the shade today, damn it was hot!!! So if this doesn't make
sense
> I blame the heat...
>
> Joseph
>
An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scot were sitting in a bar. The view was
fantastic, the beer excellent, the food exceptional.
"Y'know" said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. Why in
Glasgow there's a little bar called McTavish's. Now the landlord there goes
out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy 4 drinks he will buy
the 5th drink for you."
"Well" said the Englishman, "At my local, the Red Lion, the barman there
will buy you your 3rd drink after you buy the first 2."
"Ahhh that's nothin'" said the Irishman. "Back home in Dublin there's Ryan's
Bar. Now the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a drink, then
another, all the drinks you like. Then when you've had enough drinks they'll
take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All on the house."
The Englishman and Scotsman immediately pour scorn on the Irishman's claims.
He swears every word is true.
Well" said the Englishman, "Did this actually happen to you?"
Not me myself, personally, no," said the Irishman. "But it did happen to me
sister, several times!"
--
SVL
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| Joseph 2005-07-27, 2:21 am |
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"PrecisionMachinisT" <precisionmachinist@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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>
> "Joseph" <jrpitzner@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:11e8t9kb6dedve8@corp.supernews.com...
> sense
>
> An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scot were sitting in a bar. The view was
> fantastic, the beer excellent, the food exceptional.
>
> "Y'know" said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. Why in
> Glasgow there's a little bar called McTavish's. Now the landlord there
goes
> out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy 4 drinks he will
buy
> the 5th drink for you."
>
> "Well" said the Englishman, "At my local, the Red Lion, the barman there
> will buy you your 3rd drink after you buy the first 2."
>
> "Ahhh that's nothin'" said the Irishman. "Back home in Dublin there's
Ryan's
> Bar. Now the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a drink,
then
> another, all the drinks you like. Then when you've had enough drinks
they'll
> take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All on the house."
>
> The Englishman and Scotsman immediately pour scorn on the Irishman's
claims.
>
> He swears every word is true.
>
> Well" said the Englishman, "Did this actually happen to you?"
>
> Not me myself, personally, no," said the Irishman. "But it did happen to
me
> sister, several times!"
\
LOL, funny stuff...
> --
>
>
>
> SVL
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
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| PrecisionMachinisT 2005-07-27, 3:21 am |
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"Joseph" <jrpitzner@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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>
> LOL, funny stuff...
>
Thx....
IMO, sometimes its good to take a break or a 'time-out'.
And for anyone that takes all this usenet bullshit too seriously.....man you
need to go see a fucking shrink or something right now--cause it's not worth
it.
Really, its not.
--
SVL
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