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That was embarrassing
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| Al Moran 2006-02-17, 10:21 am |
| Went on a no heat yesterday. Inducer motor was fried. Large 4000 sqft
house. Go in attic and replace motor. Attic access is in master
bedroom closet. Thought homeowner was in other part of house. Coming
out of the attic, let one of the biggest farts known to mankind.
Suddenly hear "oh my!". Homeowner was in the bedroom making the damn
bed. Whoops! Or should I say "Shit". Wanted to just crawl in a hole
and die!
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| .p.jm@see_my_sig_for_address.com 2006-02-17, 10:21 am |
| On Fri, 17 Feb 2006 13:42:35 GMT, Al Moran <almoran@hotmail.com>
wrote:
>Went on a no heat yesterday. Inducer motor was fried. Large 4000 sqft
>house. Go in attic and replace motor. Attic access is in master
>bedroom closet. Thought homeowner was in other part of house. Coming
>out of the attic, let one of the biggest farts known to mankind.
>Suddenly hear "oh my!". Homeowner was in the bedroom making the damn
>bed. Whoops! Or should I say "Shit". Wanted to just crawl in a hole
>and die!
The proper response would be to yell 'Damn it, Bill ! Try to
control yourself !' And leave quickly.
By the time she realizes no one else is coming out of the
attic, you're gone :-)
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| JohnH 2006-02-17, 11:21 am |
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> The proper response would be to yell 'Damn it, Bill ! Try to
> control yourself !' And leave quickly.
Or maybe "I've fixed your heater. Call me again if you ever need service -
did I mention I'm an expert at gas leaks? I left my calling card in the
closet."
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| Cooltemp Industries 2006-02-17, 1:21 pm |
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>let one of the biggest farts known to mankind.
> The proper response would be to yell 'Damn it, Bill ! Try to
> control yourself !
Or maybe " That sure is one loud pressure relief valve! As soon as I put
the attic door back in place, you won't hear it anymore."
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| .p.jm@see_my_sig_for_address.com 2006-02-17, 2:21 pm |
| On Fri, 17 Feb 2006 12:13:16 -0500, Cooltemp Industries
<gbroderick@sunlife.com> wrote:
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>Or maybe " That sure is one loud pressure relief valve! As soon as I put
>the attic door back in place, you won't hear it anymore."
"....however, sometimes the gases that come out of those
things can stink up the place for HOURS ...."
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| gofish@gonefishin.net 2006-02-17, 10:21 pm |
| .p.jm@see_my_sig_for_address.com wrote:
>On Fri, 17 Feb 2006 13:42:35 GMT, Al Moran <almoran@hotmail.com>
>wrote:
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> The proper response would be to yell 'Damn it, Bill ! Try to
>control yourself !'
well now we know who's on the shit end of your stick!!
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Al Moran wrote:
> Went on a no heat yesterday. Inducer motor was fried. Large 4000 sqft
> house. Go in attic and replace motor. Attic access is in master
> bedroom closet. Thought homeowner was in other part of house. Coming
> out of the attic, let one of the biggest farts known to mankind.
> Suddenly hear "oh my!". Homeowner was in the bedroom making the damn
> bed. Whoops! Or should I say "Shit". Wanted to just crawl in a hole
> and die!
Nothing you can do at that point except say in a serious tone, "Well I
look at it this way ma'am, it may not seem like it at the moment, but I
just did you a huge favor-- you'll be the life of the party when you
tell THAT story to your friends."
Richard Perry
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| Al Moran 2006-02-18, 4:21 am |
| On Fri, 17 Feb 2006 23:26:48 -0600, RP <no_mail_no_spam@yahoo.com>
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>Al Moran wrote:
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>Nothing you can do at that point except say in a serious tone, "Well I
>look at it this way ma'am, it may not seem like it at the moment, but I
>just did you a huge favor-- you'll be the life of the party when you
>tell THAT story to your friends."
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>Richard Perry
Now that one I would actually use.
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| B-Hate-Me 2006-02-18, 7:21 am |
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"Al Moran" <almoran@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:ndkbv11tan37o8u08e34n7cuit90t92o47@4ax.com...
> Went on a no heat yesterday. Inducer motor was fried. Large 4000 sqft
> house. Go in attic and replace motor. Attic access is in master
> bedroom closet. Thought homeowner was in other part of house. Coming
> out of the attic, let one of the biggest farts known to mankind.
> Suddenly hear "oh my!". Homeowner was in the bedroom making the damn
> bed. Whoops! Or should I say "Shit". Wanted to just crawl in a hole
> and die!
You've got's to be quick on your feet, son.
A, "Wow! That old fan motor is really loud", or "Boy, the
floorboards on the attic really reek...I mean SQUEAK"
would have come in handy.
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