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| RSCamaro 2006-02-19, 12:21 pm |
| On Sun, 19 Feb 2006 13:10:57 GMT, Al Moran <almoran@hotmail.com>
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>This is too damn funny.
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>ttp://www.thesmokinggun.com\thetsnipped
Anyone that signs that contract needs to have their head examined.
...Ron
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| .p.jm@see_my_sig_for_address.com 2006-02-19, 12:21 pm |
| On Sun, 19 Feb 2006 15:32:47 GMT, RSCamaro <rscamero@frontiernet.net>
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>On Sun, 19 Feb 2006 13:10:57 GMT, Al Moran <almoran@hotmail.com>
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>Anyone that signs that contract needs to have their head examined.
Only between the hours of 8 PM to 9 PM, once per quarter,
while wearing only a T-shirt or nothing, at an expense of 3 GBD's :-)
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> ...Ron
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| RSCamaro 2006-02-19, 1:21 pm |
| On Sun, 19 Feb 2006 15:39:09 GMT, .p.jm@see_my_sig_for_address.com
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> Only between the hours of 8 PM to 9 PM, once per quarter,
>while wearing only a T-shirt or nothing, at an expense of 3 GBD's :-)
Exactly. How big of a control freak that guy must be, or worse yet
the loser female that signs something like that.
...Ron
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"RSCamaro" <rscamero@frontiernet.net> wrote in message
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> On Sun, 19 Feb 2006 15:39:09 GMT, .p.jm@see_my_sig_for_address.com
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> Exactly. How big of a control freak that guy must be, or worse yet
> the loser female that signs something like that.
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> ...Ron
I had a co-worker who works for a world wide service organization that once
told me he scheduled every minute of every day for his wife. This was a
lunch time conversation. I was floored. First I considered if he was a
Muslim, nope, then a Mormon, then just fucking crazy. I decided on the
latter with a healthily dose of control freak. When the company promoted
him to local manager 4-5 field engineers quit in the first week including
me. He asked to meet me after work at a local watering hole. I did and the
first question he asked was "what happened?" I told him he was a control
freak and he denied it. I related the story of his wife to him and he said,
"what is wrong with that?" I said "I am not married to you" and got up and
left.
DISCLAIMER:
Any use of religion is used as an example of stereo types, and is not
intended to defame any religion. I am referring to the Mormons in Arizona
City, the last vestige of polygamy that I am aware.
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| .p.jm@see_my_sig_for_address.com 2006-02-19, 3:21 pm |
| On Sun, 19 Feb 2006 11:47:03 -0700, "SQLit" <sqlit@qwest.net> wrote:
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>"RSCamaro" <rscamero@frontiernet.net> wrote in message
>news:vl8hv1huu7jlpj1l8ae19mfqk5242ea2fi@4ax.com...
>I had a co-worker who works for a world wide service organization that once
>told me he scheduled every minute of every day for his wife. This was a
>lunch time conversation. I was floored. First I considered if he was a
>Muslim, nope, then a Mormon, then just fucking crazy. I decided on the
>latter with a healthily dose of control freak. When the company promoted
>him to local manager 4-5 field engineers quit in the first week including
>me. He asked to meet me after work at a local watering hole. I did and the
>first question he asked was "what happened?" I told him he was a control
>freak and he denied it. I related the story of his wife to him and he said,
>"what is wrong with that?" I said "I am not married to you" and got up and
>left.
Sounds like one I had once.
I found out after I started working there that the reason
there was a job opening was that the entire ( controls programming )
staff had gotten up and quit all at the same time ( half-dozen guys )
and only one agreed to come back on condition that he didn't work
report to that same XXXXXXX any more.
This guy thought 70 hours / week was 'a normal work week', 80
- 90 hours was 'when things get busy', and he thought it was normal
that 'things were busy' ~ 52 weeks a year.
He used to come up with things like announcing at a meeting
that he wanted everyone to track their work every day in 15 minute
intervals, on paper, and report to him weekly. Not for job costing or
anything, just so he could micro-freak-control everything. Everyone
told him to fuck off, and he was suprised.
He was on his third marriage, and that was closing out fast (
suprise suprise ). I remember being there one night ~ 6 when his kids
came in - they had bought him some hotdogs and chilli for dinner. It
was their own idea, to surpise him, and it was obvious they were there
because they wanted to see their Dad at least for a bit. He took the
food , said thanks, and proceeded to eat at his desk while working,
while they sat there trying to tell him about their day at school,
etc. He muttered 'Oh, that's nice' once in a while, but it was
obvious he wasn't hearing a word. Eventually they both gave up and
left. He didn't notice. Truly sad.
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>DISCLAIMER:
>Any use of religion is used as an example of stereo types, and is not
>intended to defame any religion. I am referring to the Mormons in Arizona
>City, the last vestige of polygamy that I am aware.
Never apologise to religionists, it only encourages them.
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| Cooltemp Industries 2006-02-19, 5:21 pm |
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RSCamaro wrote:
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> Anyone that signs that contract needs to have their head examined.
It's comforting for me to know that I'm not alone.
Sometimes my wife forces me to have sex with her, and her girlfriends
she randomly brings home from the office.
I've thought of calling the police on her...what do you think I should
do... :-)
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<.p.jm@see_my_sig_for_address.com> wrote in message
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> On Sun, 19 Feb 2006 11:47:03 -0700, "SQLit" <sqlit@qwest.net> wrote:
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> Never apologise to religionists, it only encourages them.
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Just trying on my new customer service hat. Going to be answering the phone
a lot shortly and thought it would be a good idea to "get into the mode".
No sense in getting fired right after a promotion.
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| .p.jm@see_my_sig_for_address.com 2006-02-19, 8:21 pm |
| On Sun, 19 Feb 2006 16:39:47 -0700, "SQLit" <sqlit@qwest.net> wrote:
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><.p.jm@see_my_sig_for_address.com> wrote in message
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>Just trying on my new customer service hat. Going to be answering the phone
>a lot shortly and thought it would be a good idea to "get into the mode".
That's not a promotion, that's a punishment :-)
>No sense in getting fired right after a promotion.
Never give your real name :-)
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Paul ( pjm @ pobox . com ) - remove spaces to email me
'Some days, it's just not worth chewing through the restraints.'
'With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.'
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| RSCamaro 2006-02-19, 11:21 pm |
| On Sun, 19 Feb 2006 15:19:58 -0500, Cooltemp Industries
<gbroderick@sunlife.com> wrote:
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>It's comforting for me to know that I'm not alone.
>Sometimes my wife forces me to have sex with her, and her girlfriends
>she randomly brings home from the office.
>I've thought of calling the police on her...what do you think I should
>do... :-)
I've been trying to get my wife to do that.... She doesn't seem to be
too awful receptive to the idea at present, just puts a smile on her
face and chuckles.
One can only dream of a life like you must have Cooltemp. :^)
...Ron
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68'RS Camaro
88'Formula
00'GT Mustang
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| .p.jm@see_my_sig_for_address.com 2006-02-19, 11:21 pm |
| On Mon, 20 Feb 2006 01:17:41 GMT, RSCamaro <rscamero@frontiernet.net>
wrote:
>On Sun, 19 Feb 2006 15:19:58 -0500, Cooltemp Industries
><gbroderick@sunlife.com> wrote:
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>I've been trying to get my wife to do that.... She doesn't seem to be
>too awful receptive to the idea at present, just puts a smile on her
>face and chuckles.
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>One can only dream of a life like you must have Cooltemp. :^)
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> ...Ron
When you're kanadian, you HAVE to have good dreams. It's all
you got :-)
( G D & R )
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Paul ( pjm @ pobox . com ) - remove spaces to email me
'Some days, it's just not worth chewing through the restraints.'
'With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.'
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| Cooltemp Industries 2006-02-20, 12:21 am |
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..p.jm@see_my_sig_for_address.com wrote:
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> When you're kanadian, you HAVE to have good dreams. It's all
> you got :-)
OUCH!!
We also have real beer, not that training beer you guys drink! LOL
Then there's our wonderful politicians.....oops.....never mind
them....let's talk about something else.....LOL
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| Oscar_Lives 2006-02-20, 1:21 am |
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"Cooltemp Industries" <gbroderick@sunlife.com> wrote in message
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> .p.jm@see_my_sig_for_address.com wrote:
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> OUCH!!
> We also have real beer, not that training beer you guys drink! LOL
> Then there's our wonderful politicians.....oops.....never mind
> them....let's talk about something else.....LOL
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Yeah, and between Frank Stronach and me, we cleared over a Million dollars
in income last year!
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| RSCamaro 2006-02-20, 11:21 am |
| On Sun, 19 Feb 2006 23:12:42 -0500, Cooltemp Industries
<gbroderick@sunlife.com> wrote:
>OUCH!!
>We also have real beer, not that training beer you guys drink! LOL
>Then there's our wonderful politicians.....oops.....never mind
>them....let's talk about something else.....LOL
There's a couple of beers that are made in the US that actually have a
bit of flavor to them. I drink Rolling Rock and Saranac and then go
for the out of country brews, such as Guinness and Heineken.
Other than those I generally don't drink beer. I'd rather drink good
old American Skyy vodka.
...Ron
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68'RS Camaro
88'Formula
00'GT Mustang
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| Cooltemp Industries 2006-02-20, 12:21 pm |
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Oscar_Lives wrote:
> Yeah, and between Frank Stronach and me, we cleared over a Million dollars
> in income last year!
Frank makes that in a day.
Or do you mean you contract for him, and that's what you made last year?
If that's the case, I'm looking for a new best friend, and you might be
him! :-)
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| Cooltemp Industries 2006-02-20, 12:21 pm |
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RSCamaro wrote:
> There's a couple of beers that are made in the US that actually have a
> bit of flavor to them. I drink Rolling Rock and Saranac and then go
> for the out of country brews, such as Guinness and Heineken.
I'm partial to Bodingtons, Stella Artois, and a local brew called Wee Willy.
Failing those ones, you can always melt down old vinyl records and skim
off the residual alcohol. It's similar to Old Milwaukee...
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| Cooltemp Industries 2006-02-20, 12:21 pm |
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..p.jm@see_my_sig_for_address.com wrote:
> and a local brew called Wee Willy.
> Not gonna go there.
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> Wouldn't be prudent at this juncture.
The brew, not the brew master! LOL
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| Oscar_Lives 2006-02-20, 2:21 pm |
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"Cooltemp Industries" <gbroderick@sunlife.com> wrote in message
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> Frank makes that in a day.
> Or do you mean you contract for him, and that's what you made last year?
> If that's the case, I'm looking for a new best friend, and you might be
> him! :-)
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Naw, I am not taking best friends now. I am still hurting that Belinda got
married...
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| Tekkie® 2006-02-20, 11:21 pm |
| posted for all of us...
I don't top post - see either inline or at bottom.
> On Sun, 19 Feb 2006 16:39:47 -0700, "SQLit" <sqlit@qwest.net> wrote:
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> That's not a promotion, that's a punishment :-)
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> Never give your real name :-)
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Who wants to play manager today? SQL - your turn today...
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My boss said I was dumb and apathetic.
I said I don't know and I don't care...
Tekkie
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| .p.jm@see_my_sig_for_address.com 2006-02-20, 11:21 pm |
| On Mon, 20 Feb 2006 21:43:30 -0500, Tekkie® <Tekkie@comcast.net>
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> posted for all of us...
> I don't top post - see either inline or at bottom.
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>Who wants to play manager today? SQL - your turn today...
Anyone named after a database query can't be all bad ......
I think his Daddy was named Btrieve, and his Mama was
Pervasive.
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Click here every day to feed an animal that needs you today !!!
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Paul ( pjm @ pobox . com ) - remove spaces to email me
'Some days, it's just not worth chewing through the restraints.'
'With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.'
HVAC/R program for Palm PDA's
Free demo now available online http://pmilligan.net/palm/
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| ~^Johnny^~ 2006-02-21, 10:21 pm |
| On Tue, 21 Feb 2006 02:49:12 GMT, .p.jm@see_my_sig_for_address.com
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>Anyone named after a database query can't be all bad ......
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> I think his Daddy was named Btrieve, and his Mama was
>Pervasive.
What a bunch of BSD.
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-john
wide-open at throttle dot info
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| ftwhd 2006-02-25, 12:21 am |
| On Sun, 19 Feb 2006 23:12:42 -0500, Cooltemp Industries
<gbroderick@sunlife.com> wrote:
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Yeah them fucking Kanooks dont have four pussies to keep
them warm. Course, there pussies dont have paws..
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