| .p.jm@see_my_sig_for_address.com 2006-02-19, 12:21 pm |
| The talking clock....
A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a
couple of friends late one night, and led the way to his bedroom where
there was a big brass gong and a mallet.
"What's that big brass gong?" one of the guests
asked.
"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk
replied.
"A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished
friend.
"Yup," replied the drunk.
"How's it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it.
"Watch," the drunk replied.
He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound, and
stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall
screamed,
"You XXXXXXX...it's three-fifteen in the morning!"
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