| Oscar_Lives 2006-02-21, 6:21 pm |
| Why mommy is a Democrat.
Mommy was never very good at school. Mommy got pregnant at 16 and got her
first welfare check. Mommy thought this was fun- much better than dumb old
school. So mommy got pregnant again and she got two welfare checks!
Mommy wants a big screen TV, so mommy will need to get pregnant at least
twice more before she can get enough welfare checks to buy that big screen
TV.
Once upon a time, mommy thought she had to get out of bed and go to work.
But then a donkey told her "Eeeeee Awwwww. Work for your pay? No way! Stay
in that bed, you get more money if you have 5 more kids." And that is just
what mommy did.
Next door to mommy there is Mr Elephant. He gets up early and works every
day building bridges and tunnels and things that are new. He get so much
money that mommy wants some too! With a twinkle in her eye, she thought what
she'd buy. If only they take that money from that Elephant guy.
"Eeeeee Awwww I know what I'll do!" Said Donkey. "I'll take from that
elephant and give it to you!". Mommy was happy she'd get all her things. The
TV, the jewelry and the rest of her bling. "Mr Donkey, I'm happy. Ecstatic I
am. I get all these goods while I live on the lamb."
Mr Donkey replied "Don't worry maam, I'll make sure that elephant shares.
I'll take all he earns and not even care. He works hard I can see, unlike
you, unlike me. That elephant I suspect is rather funny. He doesn't
procreate like a pack full of bunnies. He pays his own way and is nice to
his spouse. He probably even lives with his first wife, in their paid for
first house."
"Why should he be privileged from this cruel act of fate? That caused you
and not him at 16 to overprocreate?"
Mommy replied "Who can argue with those cruel cold hearted facts?" The
Donkey agreed and said "I will tax!".
So tax the elephant he did. He taxed all his things and then taxed his kid!
And regulated all the jobs the elephant did. Soon the elephant could no
longer afford to feed his family and thought he would starve.
The elephant got mad and looked at the Donkey. "Why did you tax me like you
did? You taxed all my food, you taxed all my kids."
"Eeee Aww " Said the Donkey, with a condescending tone. "Why do work and why
don't you stay home?"
The elephant replied "I must contribute to our society I must. I work hard
and honest and earn people's trust."
Said the Donkey "Well I have money to give for you free. If you only stay
home and have kids and vote just for me."
"But that money is not free, you took it from me." Said the Elephant.
"I'll take from you and from your brother elephant too. If you vote for my
foe, I'll take all your dough. So decide right here and right now if you'll
work hard and get taxed or if you'll vote for me and be lazy and get fat."
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