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> IRISH PROSTITUTE
>
>
> An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her
> return, her
> father cussed her. "Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye
> not write
> to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand
> what ye
> put yer old mum thru?
>
> The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff....dad....I became a
> prostitute...."
>
> "Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a
> disgrace o'
> this family."
>
> "OK, dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious
> fur
> coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a savings certificate
> for
> $5 million. For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for ye daddy,
> the
> sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked
> outside
> plus a membership to the country club....(takes a breath)....and an
> invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht
> in the
> Riviera, and...."
>
> "Wait! Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says dad.
>
> Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff....a prostitute dad! Sniff, sniff."
>
> "Oh! Saints preserve us! Sure and ye scared me half to death, girl! I
> thought ye said a Protestant'. Come here and give yer old man a
> hug!"
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