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A Joke--For Turtle
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| PrecisionMechanical 2006-03-25, 4:21 am |
| A CAJUN WALKS INTO A BAR WITH A PET ALLIGATOR BY HIS SIDE. HE PUTS THE
ALLIGATOR UP ON THE BAR, HE TURNS TO THE ASTONISHED PATRONS, "I'LL OPEN
THIS ALLIGATOR'S MOUTH & PLACE MY PRIVATES INSIDE, THEN THE GATOR WILL
CLOSE HIS MOUTH FOR 1 MINUTE. THEN I'LL OPEN HIS MOUTH AND REMOVE MY UNIT
UNSCATHED. IN RETURN FOR WITNESSING THIS SPECTACLE, EACH OF YOU WILL BUY ME
A DRINK." THE CROWD MURMURED ITS APPROVAL.
THE MAN STOOD UP ON THE BAR, DROPPED HIS TROUSERS AND PLACED HIS GENITALS IN
THE GATOR'S OPEN MOUTH. THE GATOR CLOSED HIS MOUTH AS THE CROWD GASPED.
AFTER A MINUTE, THE MAN GRABBED A BEER BOTTLE AND SMACKED THE GATOR HARD ON
THE TOP OF IT'S HEAD. THE GATOR OPENED HIS MOUTH AND THE MAN REMOVED HIS
GENITALS UNSCATHED AS PROMISED. THE CROWD CHEERED AND THE FIRST OF HIS FREE
DRINKS WERE DELIVERED!
THE MAN STOOD UP AGAIN AND MADE ANOTHER OFFER, "I'LL PAY ANYONE $100.00
WHO'S
WILLING TO GIVE IT A TRY." A HUSH FELL OVER THE CROWD..
THEN A HAND WENT UP IN THE BACK OF THE BAR.
A BLONDE WOMAN TIMIDLY SPOKE UP...............
"I'LL TRY IT! JUST DON'T HIT ME SO HARD WITH THE BEER BOTTLE"!!!!!!!
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| Cooltemp Industries 2006-03-25, 2:21 pm |
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PrecisionMechanical wrote:
> A CAJUN WALKS INTO A BAR WITH A PET ALLIGATOR BY HIS SIDE. HE PUTS THE
> ALLIGATOR UP ON THE BAR, HE TURNS TO THE ASTONISHED PATRONS, "I'LL OPEN
> THIS ALLIGATOR'S MOUTH & PLACE MY PRIVATES INSIDE, THEN THE GATOR WILL
> CLOSE HIS MOUTH FOR 1 MINUTE. THEN I'LL OPEN HIS MOUTH AND REMOVE MY UNIT
> UNSCATHED. IN RETURN FOR WITNESSING THIS SPECTACLE, EACH OF YOU WILL BUY ME
> A DRINK." THE CROWD MURMURED ITS APPROVAL.
>
> THE MAN STOOD UP ON THE BAR, DROPPED HIS TROUSERS AND PLACED HIS GENITALS IN
> THE GATOR'S OPEN MOUTH. THE GATOR CLOSED HIS MOUTH AS THE CROWD GASPED.
> AFTER A MINUTE, THE MAN GRABBED A BEER BOTTLE AND SMACKED THE GATOR HARD ON
> THE TOP OF IT'S HEAD. THE GATOR OPENED HIS MOUTH AND THE MAN REMOVED HIS
> GENITALS UNSCATHED AS PROMISED. THE CROWD CHEERED AND THE FIRST OF HIS FREE
> DRINKS WERE DELIVERED!
>
> THE MAN STOOD UP AGAIN AND MADE ANOTHER OFFER, "I'LL PAY ANYONE $100.00
> WHO'S
> WILLING TO GIVE IT A TRY." A HUSH FELL OVER THE CROWD..
> THEN A HAND WENT UP IN THE BACK OF THE BAR.
>
> A BLONDE WOMAN TIMIDLY SPOKE UP...............
>
> "I'LL TRY IT! JUST DON'T HIT ME SO HARD WITH THE BEER BOTTLE"!!!!!!!
Another version is.......
A CAJUN WALKS INTO A BAR WITH A PET ALLIGATOR BY HIS SIDE. HE PUTS THE
ALLIGATOR UP ON THE BAR, HE TURNS TO THE ASTONISHED PATRONS, "I'LL OPEN
THIS ALLIGATOR'S MOUTH & PLACE MY PRIVATES INSIDE, THEN THE GATOR WILL
keep his mouth open for 2 minutes.....
after which the man removes his dick from it's mouth, claps his hands
once, and the alligator slams his mouth shut. The crowd gasps!
He offers $1000 to anyone brave enough to try it.
A fag approaches him and says "I'll try it, but I'm not sure I can keep
my mouth open that long."
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