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| A guy with a 25-inch penis went to a doctor and said, "I can't live with
this anymore! It's too long."
The doctor replied, "I can't do anything for you, but if you see the witch
doctor in the bayou, she
can help you."
So, he went to the bayou and saw the witch doctor.
The witch doctor said, "Go into the swamp and find a female frog. Ask her to
marry you. She'll say "No", and you'll lose 5 inches off
your member!"
So, he went to the swamp and found the frog and asked her, "Will you marry
me?"
"No!", she said. He lost 5 inches off his member!
The guy liked the results, and thought, 20 inches is just too much.
So he asked the frog again, "Will you marry me?"
The frog said, "No!" And the guy lost another 5 inches.
He thought, God, 15 inches is great! But 10 inches would just be perfect.
So he asked, "Will you marry me?"
And the frog said, "How many times do I have to tell you...NO! NO! NO!"
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| P. Fritz 2005-12-27, 3:21 pm |
| That's more like it Don LMAO
"Don" <one-if-by-land@concord.com> wrote in message
news:qzfsf.10723$nm.7230@newsread2.news.atl.earthlink.net...
>A guy with a 25-inch penis went to a doctor and said, "I can't live with
>this anymore! It's too long."
> The doctor replied, "I can't do anything for you, but if you see the witch
> doctor in the bayou, she
> can help you."
> So, he went to the bayou and saw the witch doctor.
> The witch doctor said, "Go into the swamp and find a female frog. Ask her
> to marry you. She'll say "No", and you'll lose 5 inches off
> your member!"
> So, he went to the swamp and found the frog and asked her, "Will you marry
> me?"
> "No!", she said. He lost 5 inches off his member!
> The guy liked the results, and thought, 20 inches is just too much.
> So he asked the frog again, "Will you marry me?"
> The frog said, "No!" And the guy lost another 5 inches.
> He thought, God, 15 inches is great! But 10 inches would just be perfect.
> So he asked, "Will you marry me?"
> And the frog said, "How many times do I have to tell you...NO! NO! NO!"
>
>
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| Mark M \(NJTermite\) 2005-12-29, 2:21 am |
| ha...good one!
Remove "NOSPAM" out of email address when replying directly
"Don" <one-if-by-land@concord.com> wrote in message
news:qzfsf.10723$nm.7230@newsread2.news.atl.earthlink.net...
> A guy with a 25-inch penis went to a doctor and said, "I can't live with
> this anymore! It's too long."
> The doctor replied, "I can't do anything for you, but if you see the witch
> doctor in the bayou, she
> can help you."
> So, he went to the bayou and saw the witch doctor.
> The witch doctor said, "Go into the swamp and find a female frog. Ask her
to
> marry you. She'll say "No", and you'll lose 5 inches off
> your member!"
> So, he went to the swamp and found the frog and asked her, "Will you marry
> me?"
> "No!", she said. He lost 5 inches off his member!
> The guy liked the results, and thought, 20 inches is just too much.
> So he asked the frog again, "Will you marry me?"
> The frog said, "No!" And the guy lost another 5 inches.
> He thought, God, 15 inches is great! But 10 inches would just be
perfect.
> So he asked, "Will you marry me?"
> And the frog said, "How many times do I have to tell you...NO! NO! NO!"
>
>
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