| Ken S. Tucker 2005-06-16, 2:35 pm |
| Don wrote:
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> "Ken S. Tucker"> wrote
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> I fucked up way back in the beginning.
> Yo, all you young single bux, pay attention, this is important!
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> I too was a victim of the media mania when my skall was still mainly mush.
> I succumbed to the idea that women aren't playthings but rather real live
> human beings in charge of their sensibilties and able to control their
> emotions just like doodz. One day I was going along minding my own bidnit
> and this female descended upon me and wrapped me in her web, I was captured.
> Reflexively, my right hand reached for the only weapon known to avert said
> assailant....my wallet. whoosh....it was gone, never to be seen again. In
> spite of this I wooed her and she succumbed and we carved a new existence,
> no longer 2 people but one, and 1/2 of that person had a dik. Thats right,
> half a dik. Oh well, 1/2 a dik is better than none I suppose. Little did I
> know that once we were bonded in gold by the state that that 1/2 dik would
> all but vanish completely. sigh. Woe is me. A few years of wedded bliss pass
> by and I settle into my daily routine of earning a living, maintaining 2
> vehicles and a house, washing dishes, vacuuming, scrubbing soap scum, being
> a nurturing daddy, etc., etc. and one day an outside source slipped me a
> message that said I don't have to be somebody's whipping boy. I don't have
> to grovel all week for 5 mins of bliss. Wha....???? How can this be?
I'm a *dildo with a paycheck* (batteries included).
"Do you Don promise to vibrate when turned on and
let the loose change - if any's left - fall from your
pocket?"
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> <to be continued>
Beats The Young and The Restless.
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> (I have to go load the dishwasher)
I just did, she's smiling...
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