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... just when you thought it couldn't get any worse ....
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| "Pat"> wrote
> Okay, let the double entendres and puns being:
> http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/...x?storyid=74464
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> I'll start: I guess these free condom must be for cheap f***ers.
I wonder what sort of *strumpet you get when your dating budget is less than
the cost of a rubber?
jayziss.....
*You have to be completely drunk on Mezcal (or paint thinner), and eat the
worm, ripped on Skag, and have a severe case of that *Hawaiian disease*.
Oh yeah, don't forget, you need TWO bags, one for her of course and one for
yourself, in case hers slips off.
And naturally you need to wear TWO of the condoms, just in case.
**Lakkanookie*
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In Cape Coral, at the yacht club, there is a parking lot between the
conference building and the handball courts that has been used as a lovers
lane for decades.
(been there a few times myself way back in the early 70's)
Cattycorner from this parking lot a New Yorker purchased a home last year
and was distressed by the amount of traffic that parking lot generated late
at night.
He went over there and picked up several hundred used condoms of every color
and shape (ribbed, to force a woman to *let go*, LOL) and draped them all
over the Sheffelara shrubs that flank the street leading to the Yacht Club
as a way to draw attention to the assumed plight of the parking lot.
The Cape Coral police didn't react to his stunt as he expected, they gave
him a $5,000 fine for distributing potentially dangerous bio-waste on public
property.
He's appealing.........
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| Michael Bulatovich 2007-01-26, 5:25 pm |
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"Pat" <groups@artisticphotography.us> wrote in message
news:1169842057.410974.200000@m58g2000cwm.googlegroups.com...
> Okay, let the double entendres and puns being:
> http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/...x?storyid=74464
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> I'll start: I guess these free condom must be for cheap f***ers.
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"...He adds giving city condoms a unique look will help officials judge the
success of their distribution methods"
I wonder what that means....street cleaners with clip boards? Sewer workers?
No wonder big municipalities are met with disbelief when they claim to be
strapped for cash. TO, or Tdot as the hipsters are now calling it, is always
spending money on the craziest things.
--
MichaelB
www.michaelbulatovich.ca
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"Michael Bulatovich" <Please@dont.try> wrote in message
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> "Pat" <groups@artisticphotography.us> wrote in message
> news:1169842057.410974.200000@m58g2000cwm.googlegroups.com...
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> "...He adds giving city condoms a unique look will help officials judge
> the success of their distribution methods"
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> I wonder what that means....street cleaners with clip boards? Sewer
> workers? No wonder big municipalities are met with disbelief when they
> claim to be strapped for cash. TO, or Tdot as the hipsters are now calling
> it, is always spending money on the craziest things.
Ya gotta wonder about them gov't drones, that sit around and dream up ideas
like *putting NYC subway schedules/maps* on taxpayer funded *free* condoms.
Can you imagine, you're a NYC tourist and you're lost so you latch onto a
discarded rubber laying on the curb and stretch it out on the hood of a
nearby car to see exactly where you're at.
You might not be able to find a real map but you can find a used condom on
every street corner.
How convenient!
What next, french ticklers as marital aids for the economically challenged?
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| Ken S. Tucker 2007-01-26, 9:25 pm |
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On Jan 26, 3:06 pm, "Don" <one-if-by-l...@concord.com> wrote:
> "Michael Bulatovich" <Ple...@dont.try> wrote in messagenews:epdulq030f0@news1.newsguy.com...
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> like *putting NYC subway schedules/maps* on taxpayer funded *free* condoms.
> Can you imagine, you're a NYC tourist and you're lost so you latch onto a
> discarded rubber laying on the curb and stretch it out on the hood of a
> nearby car to see exactly where you're at.
> You might not be able to find a real map but you can find a used condom on
> every street corner.
> How convenient!
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> What next, french ticklers as marital aids for the economically challenged?
A few days ago, I read about musical condoms,
"what next...?" you get a *hummer* that sings
%%I love NY%% with every thrust.
In 2008, a NY condom will have Hillary's face on it.
Ken
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