| Alternate Identity 2006-01-20, 12:21 pm |
| In article <F%_zf.3349$NS6.1610@newssvr30.news.prodigy.com>,
"Cereus-validus-..........." <fashizzle.yourself@spam.net> wrote:
> How sad it is for you to suffer for a severely limited sense of humor. You
> need to have a doctor check that out and have your meds changed.
Some of the funniest racial jokes I've ever heard were told to me by
people of that race. ;-)
I worked for 14 years for a Hispanic gent. One of the finest human
beings it's ever been my joy to know, and I wish he had not retired! His
succesor was a serious XXX hole. :-(
Anyhoo, he told us this one:
Bowie and Boon were standing on top of the wall at the Alamo looking out
over the plains. Suddenly they saw General Santanna with 1,000 mexican
soldiers behind him.
Bowie turns to Boone and asks:
"Who ordered the concrete work?"
Racial stereotype, but he obviously thought it was funny!
He is one person that, probably more than anyone else, taught me not to
take myself (or life in general) too seriously..... ;-)
My mom once asked a Polish friend of ours if she knew any good polish
jokes.
She replied "I don't speak Polish"...
I make it a point to tell some of the funnier black jokes to my black
friends at work:
BEWARE OF BLOND GENIES
A white guy is walking along the beach when he sees a lamp partially
buried_ in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. Two blonde
genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three wishes. The
guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies > disappear.
The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion surrounded
by 50 beautiful women. He makes love to all of them and begins to
explore the house.
Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet, he looks down
and the floor is covered in $100 bills.
Then, there's a knock at the door. He answers it and standing there are
two persons dressed in Ku Klux_ Klan outfits They drag him outside to
the nearest tree, throw_ a rope over a limb and hang him by the neck
until he's dead.
As the Klansmen are walking away, they remove their hoods; it's the two
blonde genies. One blonde genie says to the other one," I can understand
the first wish having all these beautiful women in a big mansion to make
love to. I can also understand him_ wanting to be a millionaire . . .
but why he wanted to be hung like a_ black man is beyond me."
Not only did my black friends laugh at this one, they went on to share
it...... ;-)
Cheers!
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