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hardassed@AmericaOnWine.com

2005-07-09, 4:25 am

I was always told, Waste Not - Want Not.
So, when I get to the center of the toilet paper roll, I use the
cardboard insert tube to wipe my XXX. The problem, they always clog
the toilet. What can I do about this?
Edwin Pawlowski

2005-07-09, 12:25 pm


<hardassed@AmericaOnWine.com> wrote in message
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quote:

>I was always told, Waste Not - Want Not.
> So, when I get to the center of the toilet paper roll, I use the
> cardboard insert tube to wipe my XXX. The problem, they always clog
> the toilet. What can I do about this?


Put your dick in it. Seems like you jerk off a lot so enjoy it.


badgolferman

2005-07-09, 12:25 pm

hardassed@AmericaOnWine.com, 7/9/2005, 12:58:18 AM, wrote:
quote:

> I was always told, Waste Not - Want Not.
> So, when I get to the center of the toilet paper roll, I use the
> cardboard insert tube to wipe my XXX. The problem, they always clog
> the toilet. What can I do about this?


Don't flush it down the toilet. After you use it to wipe your XXX,
either put it into the bathroom trash can or use it as a dinner napkin
later.

--
No matter what happens someone will find a way to take it too seriously.
G Henslee

2005-07-09, 6:25 pm

hardassed@AmericaOnWine.com wrote:
quote:

> I was always told, Waste Not - Want Not.
> So, when I get to the center of the toilet paper roll, I use the
> cardboard insert tube to wipe my XXX. The problem, they always clog
> the toilet. What can I do about this?


Turn it inside out and get another wipin' out of it. Freeze it and give
it to your kids for a fudgesicle.
PaPaPeng

2005-07-09, 6:25 pm

On Fri, 08 Jul 2005 23:58:18 -0500, hardassed@AmericaOnWine.com wrote:
quote:

>I was always told, Waste Not - Want Not.
>So, when I get to the center of the toilet paper roll, I use the
>cardboard insert tube to wipe my XXX. The problem, they always clog
>the toilet. What can I do about this?



Stick the card core inside yourself to line the anal passage. That
way you save on toilet paper too.
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