| hiwayflagman@illinoisnet.com 2005-07-11, 12:25 pm |
| The time has come to separate the roads and highways in America. We
need roads for democrats and roads for republicans. We can not drive
together, or road rage will get much worse. This is just part of the
reason why.
Your typical democrat driver is a very courteous, and caring driver.
However, democrats like to stop and help other drivers who are having
problems, and they cause serious accidents when republicans are behind
them. Also, democrats like to stop on the shoulder of the road for
some quick sex and a little relaxation exercise. This too can be
dangerous if a busy republican is yacking on their cell phone because
the stock market just dropped and he lost one dollar and eighty cents.
The other problem is that democrats are more likely to fall asleep
behind the wheel from listening to their new-age music cds.
Your typical republican driver owns the road. It's all theirs, and
they will run anyone down that gets in their way. If someone has car
trouble, they open the window and scream at the guy to get his piece
of junk off the road. Republican drivers are always highly stressed
and pumped up with adrenalin and hormones. and ready for action. They
talk on their cell phones almost continuously so they don't lose a
buck while on the road. Because of their stress, they cause accidents
because of road rage. They also cause crashes when they see democrats
kissing on the side of the road and start screaming about morals and
flashing their pro-life cards. Some republicans are even known to
carry weapons and fire then at other vehicles.
Considering all of this, it's quite apparent that democrats and
republicans can NOT share the same roads and highways. We need to
separate them now. Please write to your congress people and tell them
you vote in favor of separating the roads by political party.
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