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| geezer99@SaveAmerica.com 2005-07-16, 12:25 pm |
| >Try disassembling the drive. I had a DVD drive that was "bumped" by a
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>teenager in the family. [I didn't ask how, the answer would have been
>'I don't know how it happened' anyway. ;) ]
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>The gear and track guide for the tray had jumped the guides. It was
>pretty easy to put it back on track, and the drive has been working for
>over a month now without any problems.
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>NotMe
Yeah, but be sure the power is disconnected when you open it. Even
one millionth of a second of exposure to a DVD laser and your eyes
will melt out of your skull. Five seconds of exposure and you're whole
body will vaporize, leaving only a few molten bones and some burnt
organ tissue. Your home will then explode into a huge ball of flame
which reaches at least 1000 feet in the air, and the heat from the
blast will create a severe shock wave resulting in a back draft that
will suck thousands of nearby buildings from their foundations and
scatter their pieces for thousands of miles in the ensuing
hurricane-like winds that will follow. In the end, at least 25% of
the population on earth will be affected and/or destroyed. If
somehow, you were to survive (which you won't), you would get charged
with the largest lawsuit in history, and would be shot down by federal
officials as a terrorist.
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| G Henslee 2005-07-16, 12:25 pm |
| geezer99@SaveAmerica.com wrote:
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> Yeah, but be sure the power is disconnected when you open it.
Hi, troll from p-252.newsdawg.com
Whatcha say we give you about a 2 for this one...
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