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badgolferman

2005-07-24, 9:11 pm

married2blonde@hotmail.com, 7/24/2005, 3:02:01 AM, wrote:

> My house is on fire, but only on the first floor. I am on the second
> floor and feel pretty safe other than the smoke that is getting in
> here. I plan to call the fire department but first I thought I should
> ask if any of you know how to make out a house fire. I have an
> advantage over the fire, because I am above it. That means I can dump
> water on it and stuff. I have a cooler full of ice water next to me.
> Uh oh, there is fire coming out of the heat register in this room now.
> I better dump that cooler in there. Later

Piss all that beer you drank on it.

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