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The dangers of Silicone Caulk

kellyw@sampson.com

2005-07-28, 2:21 am

I kept hearing about women getting silicone implants so I went and
bought two 10.1oz tubes of 100% pure silicone caulk (clear). I have
never been satisfied with my birth given 8 inch penis, so I stuck both
of those tubes in my penis and pumped in all the contents from both
tubes. I was highly impressed with my new 18 inch long, three inch
thick penis, and the women loved it.

However, there is a big problem. I have been unable to piss since I
inserted the caulk about a week ago. I finally went to the doctor and
he said that they are going to have to remove my penis or else my
bladder and kidneys will burst and I will die.

My life is devastated and ruined. All because of two $4.99 tubes of
silicone caulk. I think it's time for a major lawsuit against the
manufacturer of the caulk.

John H.

2005-07-28, 3:21 am

<kellyw@sampson.com> wrote in message
news:0cpge1116saiqjp2ebd2cq27vrif9d6fe9@4ax.com...
>I kept hearing about women getting silicone implants so I went and
> bought two 10.1oz tubes of 100% pure silicone caulk (clear). I have
> never been satisfied with my birth given 8 inch penis, so I stuck both
> of those tubes in my penis and pumped in all the contents from both
> tubes. I was highly impressed with my new 18 inch long, three inch
> thick penis, and the women loved it.
>
> However, there is a big problem. I have been unable to piss since I
> inserted the caulk about a week ago. I finally went to the doctor and
> he said that they are going to have to remove my penis or else my
> bladder and kidneys will burst and I will die.
>
> My life is devastated and ruined. All because of two $4.99 tubes of
> silicone caulk. I think it's time for a major lawsuit against the
> manufacturer of the caulk.

Sheat, if you had inserted a straw, or even a think stick into your urethra
*before*
you shot in the silicone, you might not be in this mess!

badgolferman

2005-07-28, 8:21 am

kellyw@sampson.com, 7/28/2005, 12:56:35 AM, wrote:

> I kept hearing about women getting silicone implants so I went and
> bought two 10.1oz tubes of 100% pure silicone caulk (clear). I have
> never been satisfied with my birth given 8 inch penis, so I stuck both
> of those tubes in my penis and pumped in all the contents from both
> tubes. I was highly impressed with my new 18 inch long, three inch
> thick penis, and the women loved it.
>
> However, there is a big problem. I have been unable to piss since I
> inserted the caulk about a week ago. I finally went to the doctor and
> he said that they are going to have to remove my penis or else my
> bladder and kidneys will burst and I will die.
>
> My life is devastated and ruined. All because of two $4.99 tubes of
> silicone caulk. I think it's time for a major lawsuit against the
> manufacturer of the caulk.

This is easy to fix. Poke a few holes with an ice pick all around your
thing and squirt the silicone out like you would if popping a zit.

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Seve Ballesteros describing his four-putt at Augusta's No. 16 in 1988.

Hopkins

2005-07-28, 9:21 am

>>My life is devastated and ruined. All because of two $4.99 tubes of silicone caulk.<<

Five bucks? You was robbed.

CL (dnoyeB) Gilbert

2005-07-28, 10:21 am

kellyw@sampson.com wrote:
> I kept hearing about women getting silicone implants so I went and
> bought two 10.1oz tubes of 100% pure silicone caulk (clear). I have
> never been satisfied with my birth given 8 inch penis, so I stuck both
> of those tubes in my penis and pumped in all the contents from both
> tubes. I was highly impressed with my new 18 inch long, three inch
> thick penis, and the women loved it.
>
> However, there is a big problem. I have been unable to piss since I
> inserted the caulk about a week ago. I finally went to the doctor and
> he said that they are going to have to remove my penis or else my
> bladder and kidneys will burst and I will die.
>
> My life is devastated and ruined. All because of two $4.99 tubes of
> silicone caulk. I think it's time for a major lawsuit against the
> manufacturer of the caulk.

Naa, cut the head off, caulk your shower and call it even.

G Henslee

2005-07-28, 11:21 am

kellyw@sampson.com wrote:
> I kept hearing about women getting silicone implants so I went and
> bought two 10.1oz tubes of 100% pure silicone caulk (clear). I have
> never been satisfied with my birth given 8 inch penis, so I stuck both
> of those tubes in my penis and pumped in all the contents from both
> tubes. I was highly impressed with my new 18 inch long, three inch
> thick penis, and the women loved it.
>
> However, there is a big problem. I have been unable to piss since I
> inserted the caulk about a week ago. I finally went to the doctor and
> he said that they are going to have to remove my penis or else my
> bladder and kidneys will burst and I will die.
>
> My life is devastated and ruined. All because of two $4.99 tubes of
> silicone caulk. I think it's time for a major lawsuit against the
> manufacturer of the caulk.

Don't give up. Get it roto-rooted then refill with 'sanded' caulking.
The grit will keep the pipe clean.

~^Johnny^~

2005-07-29, 1:21 am

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>Naa, cut the head off, caulk your shower and call it even.

What? And go off half cocked?

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