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Sacramento Dave

2005-08-31, 3:21 pm

I found this article today

AP 8-31 2005 Washington DC 10:00

It was reported today that early this morning three senators passed gas.
Analyses are worried that if this trend continues due to the recent Katrina
hurricane this could raise the current gas prices up an additional 5 to 8
cents a gallon. A high level government official stated "This is a very
serious matter, the senate floor is known to be the nation largest mobile
Gas reserve. If we continue to have these breeches it could lead to
jeopardizing one of our greatest natural resources" Word of the senate gas
leak sent the DOW into a spiral, There is even worries $80+ a barrel for
crude oil my be reached by the weekend. Experts are saying we have to safe
guard the nation. One suggestion is to pass out corks as precaution. They
are considering a special senate hearing. But experts are saying quote "that
could start a catastrophic chain reaction.This would lead to financial
disaster." It has been reported to be a strong rise in TP stocks in
anticipation of a major blow out.

Reporting

Roger Bullum AP

John Hines

2005-08-31, 5:21 pm

"Sacramento Dave" <diacono@sbcglobal.net> wrote:

> It was reported today that early this morning three senators passed gas.

If we could collect the gas and hot air coming out of our Congress, it
would go a long way to solving the energy crisis.

maradcliff@UNLISTED.com

2005-08-31, 5:21 pm

Holy Cow.....
This is serious.
I think we need to call in the United Nations to investigate.

On Wed, 31 Aug 2005 17:42:53 GMT, "Sacramento Dave"
<diacono@sbcglobal.net> wrote:

>I found this article today
>
>AP 8-31 2005 Washington DC 10:00
>
>
>
> It was reported today that early this morning three senators passed gas.
>Analyses are worried that if this trend continues due to the recent Katrina
>hurricane this could raise the current gas prices up an additional 5 to 8
>cents a gallon. A high level government official stated "This is a very
>serious matter, the senate floor is known to be the nation largest mobile
>Gas reserve. If we continue to have these breeches it could lead to
>jeopardizing one of our greatest natural resources" Word of the senate gas
>leak sent the DOW into a spiral, There is even worries $80+ a barrel for
>crude oil my be reached by the weekend. Experts are saying we have to safe
>guard the nation. One suggestion is to pass out corks as precaution. They
>are considering a special senate hearing. But experts are saying quote "that
>could start a catastrophic chain reaction.This would lead to financial
>disaster." It has been reported to be a strong rise in TP stocks in
>anticipation of a major blow out.
>
> Reporting
>
> Roger Bullum AP
>

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