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Breaking up a large turd
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| preesi 2006-03-28, 1:21 am |
| I dropped this 20 incher today after I ate all that Amish food this
weekend. I was having a hard time breaking it up. First I got a kitchen
knife and broke it in half and flushed. The half that went down got stuck
and the other half is still floating around. I stuck my hand in and tried
to dislodge the half that got stuck but I couldn't. I think I'm gonna have
to call the plumber. What do you think?
preesi
up the creek
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| Backfire Bob 2006-03-28, 2:21 am |
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"preesi" <preesi@cumcast.net> wrote in message
news:TQDCH4FY38804.5270949074@reece.net.au...
>I dropped this 20 incher today after I ate all that Amish food this
> weekend. I was having a hard time breaking it up. First I got a kitchen
> knife and broke it in half and flushed. The half that went down got stuck
> and the other half is still floating around. I stuck my hand in and tried
> to dislodge the half that got stuck but I couldn't. I think I'm gonna
> have
> to call the plumber. What do you think?
>
> preesi
> up the creek
>
You need to go shit out in the back yard or your neighbor's front lawn....
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| Polonius_the_Wise@excite.com 2006-03-28, 2:21 am |
| Thanks for sharing. I'm always impressed by the musings of ladies and
gentlemen. Good luck with your "log."
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| JerryL 2006-03-28, 7:21 am |
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"preesi" <preesi@cumcast.net> wrote in message
news:TQDCH4FY38804.5270949074@reece.net.au...
>I dropped this 20 incher today after I ate all that Amish food this
> weekend. I was having a hard time breaking it up. First I got a kitchen
> knife and broke it in half and flushed. The half that went down got stuck
> and the other half is still floating around. I stuck my hand in and tried
> to dislodge the half that got stuck but I couldn't. I think I'm gonna
> have
> to call the plumber. What do you think?
>
> preesi
> up the creek
>
You should have run it through your system again.
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| badgolferman 2006-03-28, 8:21 am |
| preesi, 3/27/2006,11:39:01 PM, wrote:
> I dropped this 20 incher today after I ate all that Amish food this
> weekend. I was having a hard time breaking it up. First I got a
> kitchen knife and broke it in half and flushed. The half that went
> down got stuck and the other half is still floating around. I stuck
> my hand in and tried to dislodge the half that got stuck but I
> couldn't. I think I'm gonna have to call the plumber. What do you
> think?
>
> preesi
> up the creek
Stick a fork in it. That's the multi-purpose tool for shit. If it's
not coming out of you a fork helps break it up. If it won't go down
the drain a fork can either break it up or help you get it back out.
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| jeremiebanks@yahoo.co.uk 2006-03-28, 10:21 am |
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preesi wrote:
> I dropped this 20 incher today after I ate all that Amish food this
> weekend. I was having a hard time breaking it up. First I got a kitchen
> knife and broke it in half and flushed. The half that went down got stuck
> and the other half is still floating around. I stuck my hand in and tried
> to dislodge the half that got stuck but I couldn't. I think I'm gonna have
> to call the plumber. What do you think?
>
> preesi
> up the creek
Think you're a hell of alot sicker than I originally believed
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| lab~rat >:-) 2006-03-28, 11:21 am |
| On 28 Mar 2006 05:40:58 -0800, jeremiebanks@yahoo.co.uk puked:
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>preesi wrote:
>
>Think you're a hell of alot sicker than I originally believed
Exactly. Who in the hell would eat Almish food. They don't have
refrigerators or ovens...
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lab~rat >:-)
Do you want polite or do you want sincere?
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| Larry Bud 2006-03-28, 11:21 am |
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preesi wrote:
> I dropped this 20 incher today after I ate all that Amish food this
> weekend. I was having a hard time breaking it up. First I got a kitchen
> knife and broke it in half and flushed. The half that went down got stuck
> and the other half is still floating around. I stuck my hand in and tried
> to dislodge the half that got stuck but I couldn't. I think I'm gonna have
> to call the plumber. What do you think?
Stop taking it up the XXX so much and it won't come out as large.
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| jerry@jerryspringertv.com 2006-03-28, 12:21 pm |
| I'd like you to come on my show and demostrate in front of the
audience. I'll pair you up with a gay man who is cheating on his gay
lover and getting it up the XXX. All that butt pumping and plunging
caused him to become constipated and when it finally came out, he
cracked the toilet bowl and fell into it.
My plan is to have you sit on his lap on the toilet and drop your log
on his lap while he drops his log into the toilet. Then the toilet
will break and both of you will be in for a huge surprise. This will
make a great show.
Just go on my website http://www.jerryspringer.com and send me an
email or call. Please do it soon so we can meet and prepare the show.
Jerry
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On 28 Mar 2006 04:39:01 -0000, preesi <preesi@cumcast.net> wrote:
>I dropped this 20 incher today after I ate all that Amish food this
>weekend. I was having a hard time breaking it up. First I got a kitchen
>knife and broke it in half and flushed. The half that went down got stuck
>and the other half is still floating around. I stuck my hand in and tried
>to dislodge the half that got stuck but I couldn't. I think I'm gonna have
>to call the plumber. What do you think?
>
>preesi
>up the creek
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| preesi 2006-03-28, 2:21 pm |
| jeremiebanks@yahoo.co.uk wrote:
> preesi wrote:
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> Think you're a hell of alot sicker than I originally believed
JEREMY? UH LOOK AT THE EMAIL ADDRESS MORON!
IM NOT WRITING THIS COMEDIC SHIT! DUH!
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preesi
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"If you've got a passion for fashion, and you've got a craving for
saving, take the wheel of your automobile, and swing on down to Ideal."
~~~~~~~~~ My Websites and Favorite Links: http://tinyurl.com/yvw45
Yahoo/SidekickII Name: MissPreesi
Skype: Preesi
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| Jeff Wisnia 2006-03-28, 8:21 pm |
| preesi wrote:
> I dropped this 20 incher today after I ate all that Amish food this
> weekend. I was having a hard time breaking it up. First I got a kitchen
> knife and broke it in half and flushed. The half that went down got stuck
> and the other half is still floating around. I stuck my hand in and tried
> to dislodge the half that got stuck but I couldn't. I think I'm gonna have
> to call the plumber. What do you think?
>
> preesi
> up the creek
>
OK guys, the bell just rang and the Middle School lunch period is over.
Get back to class now.
Jeff
--
Jeffry Wisnia
(W1BSV + Brass Rat '57 EE)
"Truth exists; only falsehood has to be invented."
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| grapheme 2006-03-30, 12:21 am |
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"preesi" <preesi@cumcast.net> wrote in message
news:TQDCH4FY38804.5270949074@reece.net.au...
>I dropped this 20 incher today after I ate all that Amish food this
> weekend. I was having a hard time breaking it up. First I got a kitchen
> knife and broke it in half and flushed. The half that went down got stuck
> and the other half is still floating around. I stuck my hand in and tried
> to dislodge the half that got stuck but I couldn't. I think I'm gonna
> have
> to call the plumber. What do you think?
>
> preesi
> up the creek
>
Why use Preesi's name, Foxglove? If you need advice, just take a stool
softener.
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| Seriously, this can be a problem. Hubby has IBS, and sometimes the
results are large and firm. Sometimes sticky.
Forget the fork...my hubby keeps an old fireplace log turner from the
old androin set in the metal can with the big plunger.
I try to hide the can behind the toilet...LOL...I covered it with
fabric that matches the curtainand it hides things just fine. He used
to just put the plunger on the floor, and it grossed me out. I found an
old metal wastebasket that it fit, and poured 1/2 inch household melted
parrifin in the bottom to keep it from rusting. I finally trained him
to spray inside the can with lysol.
Sorry to beat the thread do death
Debi
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| Mark M 2006-03-30, 5:21 am |
| "Debi" <debitryingtoflyinoh@gmail.com> wrote in message news:1143708055.316154.153540@e56g2000cwe.googlegroups.com...
> Seriously, this can be a problem. Hubby has IBS, and sometimes the
> results are large and firm. Sometimes sticky.
>
> Forget the fork...my hubby keeps an old fireplace log turner from the
> old androin set in the metal can with the big plunger.
>
> I try to hide the can behind the toilet...LOL...I covered it with
> fabric that matches the curtainand it hides things just fine. He used
> to just put the plunger on the floor, and it grossed me out. I found an
> old metal wastebasket that it fit, and poured 1/2 inch household melted
> parrifin in the bottom to keep it from rusting. I finally trained him
> to spray inside the can with lysol.
>
> Sorry to beat the thread do death
One word: Metamucil. It's God's gift to mankind. Have your hubby
start on it immediately, and force him to take it like clockwork twice
a day, EVERY DAY. Once in the morning and once right before
dinner. His IBS and irregularity will be gone within a month.
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| Foxglove 2006-03-30, 7:21 am |
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"grapheme" <grapheme@schwaspam.com> wrote in message
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> "preesi" <preesi@cumcast.net> wrote in message
> news:TQDCH4FY38804.5270949074@reece.net.au...
kitchen[color=darkred]
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> Why use Preesi's name, Foxglove? If you need advice, just take a stool
> softener.
Fuck off, kkkathy.
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| jeremyfive 2006-03-30, 11:21 am |
| Mr. Bush,
The shake-up at the White House is indeed "breaking up a large turd".
Please confine this information to the Presidential loo. Thank you.
J
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| redrover@nospam.com 2006-03-30, 2:21 pm |
| On Thu, 30 Mar 2006 10:18:07 GMT, "Foxglove" <ihatefloons@gmail.com>
wrote:
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>"grapheme" <grapheme@schwaspam.com> wrote in message
>news:122mleve9j3uqbf@news.supernews.com...
>kitchen
>stuck
>tried
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>Fuck off, kkkathy.
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Your language is filthier than what the OP did with his "log".
For using this kind of language, you will be forced to eat his log.
Get started. I hope it fits in your potty mouth.
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| yssimulb 2006-03-30, 5:21 pm |
| Have your mother-in-law put her face in the toilet and chop the turd
to pieces with her pointy face.
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| Steve Barker LT 2006-03-30, 5:21 pm |
| Metamucil?!? That shit is gross. A couple of apples a day will do just as
well if not better.
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Steve Barker
"Mark M" <m_invalid_ark@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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> "Debi" <debitryingtoflyinoh@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:1143708055.316154.153540@e56g2000cwe.googlegroups.com...
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> One word: Metamucil. It's God's gift to mankind. Have your hubby
> start on it immediately, and force him to take it like clockwork twice
> a day, EVERY DAY. Once in the morning and once right before
> dinner. His IBS and irregularity will be gone within a month.
>
>
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| Mark M 2006-03-30, 6:21 pm |
| "Steve Barker LT" <railphotonut@not.hotmail.com> wrote in message news:zSXWf.37598$Eg2.18489@tornado.rdc-kc.rr.com...
> Metamucil?!? That shit is gross. A couple of apples a day will do just as
> well if not better.
Apples are good too. In fact any kind of fruit is good, although
it's tough to find fruit in the U.S. that's not contaminated with
pesticides, fungicides and other crap you definitely do not want
to eat twice every day.
As for Metamucil, the orange flavored isn't bad, especially if you
take it with fruit juice. Original texture works a lot better than the
"smooth texture" stuff.
> "Mark M" <m_invalid_ark@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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| redrover@nospam.com 2006-04-01, 3:21 am |
| On Thu, 30 Mar 2006 11:32:25 -0800, "grapheme"
<grapheme@schwaspam.com> wrote:
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><redrover@nospam.com> wrote in message
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>Be careful or she will post that she wants you dead. She melts down easily.
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Great, then I get to contact the FBI for making a death threat and she
goes to prison for a long time.
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| E Varden 2006-04-01, 3:21 pm |
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<redrover@nospam.com> wrote in message
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> Great, then I get to contact the FBI for making a death threat and she
> goes to prison for a long time.
You stupid juvenile pisswit.
*I* want you dead. Deal with it.
>plonk<
Pe
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I choose Polesoft Lockspam to fight spam, and you?
http://www.polesoft.com/refer.html
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| SoCally 2006-04-01, 4:21 pm |
| >JEREMY? UH LOOK AT THE EMAIL ADDRESS MORON!
>IM NOT WRITING THIS COMEDIC SHIT! DUH!
How is someone using your screenname?
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| Bette Noir 2006-04-04, 6:21 am |
| On , , 28 Mar 2006 04:39:01 -0000, Breaking up a large turd,
preesi <preesi@cumcast.net> wrote:
>I dropped this 20 incher today after I ate all that Amish food this
>weekend. I was having a hard time breaking it up. First I got a kitchen
>knife and broke it in half and flushed. The half that went down got stuck
>and the other half is still floating around. I stuck my hand in and tried
>to dislodge the half that got stuck but I couldn't. I think I'm gonna have
>to call the plumber. What do you think?
You should always keep a metal coathanger in the can to break
them up.
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