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Author How to repair dino - damage?
Gerard Mindstep

2006-07-30, 1:25 pm

A T-Rex ate a piece of my house and then several
Velociraptors pissed and pooped in it.

How can I repair my house now?

What do you do in case of dinosaur attacks?

Tony Hwang

2006-07-30, 1:25 pm

Gerard Mindstep wrote:
> A T-Rex ate a piece of my house and then several
> Velociraptors pissed and pooped in it.
>
> How can I repair my house now?
>
> What do you do in case of dinosaur attacks?
>

ABANDON house!
Willshak

2006-07-30, 1:25 pm

Gerard Mindstep wrote:
> A T-Rex ate a piece of my house and then several
> Velociraptors pissed and pooped in it.
>
> How can I repair my house now?
>
> What do you do in case of dinosaur attacks?
>
>


You can repair your house just like with any other damage. Before
starting the repair, get some "Dino-B-Gone" repellant and spray your
whole property with it, so that the dinos don't come around and redamage
your house. I have used it for the entire 20 years I have lived here and
I can tell you that I have never seen a dinosaur on my property in all
that time, so it works pretty good. You have to re-apply every year though.

--
Bill
In Hamptonburgh, NY
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bryanska

2006-07-30, 1:25 pm


> You can repair your house just like with any other damage. Before
> starting the repair, get some "Dino-B-Gone" repellant and spray your
> whole property with it, so that the dinos don't come around and redamage
> your house. I have used it for the entire 20 years I have lived here and
> I can tell you that I have never seen a dinosaur on my property in all
> that time, so it works pretty good. You have to re-apply every year though.


Bull. I've been in the business for a LONG time and have yet to see
that stuff work.

buffalobill

2006-07-30, 5:25 pm

try frank's hot sauce as an inexpensive repellent. but it does attract
chicken wings...


Gerard Mindstep wrote:
> A T-Rex ate a piece of my house and then several
> Velociraptors pissed and pooped in it.
>
> How can I repair my house now?
>
> What do you do in case of dinosaur attacks?


Stormin Mormon

2006-07-31, 3:25 am

Pop in a Barney tape, and play at full volume. Point the speakers out
the window. This has an immediate calming effect on the T-rex.

Failing that, you can spray Liquid Valium on your house, and that will
sedate the big sharp tooth dino. Then, you can call the Humane Society
and see if you can borrow a Hav A Hart Trap for a couple days.

--

Christopher A. Young
You can't shout down a troll.
You have to starve them.
..

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A T-Rex ate a piece of my house and then several
Velociraptors pissed and pooped in it.

How can I repair my house now?

What do you do in case of dinosaur attacks?


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