Home > Archive > Home Cleaning > December 2005 > White nylon lace panties getting greyer! Hints please









You are viewing an archived Text-only version of the thread. To view this thread in it's original format and/or if you want to reply to this thread please [click here]

 

Author White nylon lace panties getting greyer! Hints please
Nell

2005-11-17, 5:21 pm

I've been looking through this group for hints, but have found none :-(

I have several pairs of lace panties made from nylon, and they are gradually
going a very pale grey. I only wash them with other while things, on a 40º
wash, using biological washing powder.

This powder keeps my cottons white, but not the nylon!

I can't boil wash the nylon the max is 40º. Short of trying nylon curtain
whitener 8-/ has anyone got any hints or tips.

Thanks

Nell


Mrs Bonk

2005-11-17, 7:21 pm

Nell wrote:
> I've been looking through this group for hints, but have found none :-(
>
> I have several pairs of lace panties made from nylon, and they are
> gradually going a very pale grey. I only wash them with other while
> things, on a 40º wash, using biological washing powder.
>
> This powder keeps my cottons white, but not the nylon!
>
> I can't boil wash the nylon the max is 40º. Short of trying nylon curtain
> whitener 8-/ has anyone got any hints or tips.
>

Hello "Nell". A good soak in a product called Whizz, (it is basically sodium
percarbonate) does wonders for whitening nylon panties and any bra that's a
bit iffy. You can purchase it at your local 'What' shop or any of the £1
shops sell a similar product and you get a fairly big tub for £1. It is the
same oxygen bleach as Oxyclean but much cheaper.
What brand of washing powder are you using? Despite all one reads about all
brands being much the same I still have my favourites and think them far
superior to others.
Have we met before dear? perhaps in some other group? I seem to recognise
the giggle!



Vox Humana

2005-11-17, 8:21 pm


"Mrs Bonk" <arse@cuteyspam.com> wrote in message
news:3u4h6pFv4pu9U1@individual.net...
> Nell wrote:
curtain[color=darkred]
> Hello "Nell". A good soak in a product called Whizz, (it is basically

sodium
> percarbonate) does wonders for whitening nylon panties and any bra that's

a
> bit iffy.


"Whizz" has a completely different meaning in the States and soaking your
underwear in "whizz" would only add to the stain.


Mystified One

2005-11-18, 12:21 am


"Vox Humana" <vhumana@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:uY8ff.101245$Hs.16061@tornado.ohiordc.rr.com...
:
: "Mrs Bonk" <arse@cuteyspam.com> wrote in message
: news:3u4h6pFv4pu9U1@individual.net...
: > Nell wrote:
: > > I've been looking through this group for hints, but have found none
:-(
: > >
: > > I have several pairs of lace panties made from nylon, and they are
: > > gradually going a very pale grey. I only wash them with other while
: > > things, on a 40º wash, using biological washing powder.
: > >
: > > This powder keeps my cottons white, but not the nylon!
: > >
: > > I can't boil wash the nylon the max is 40º. Short of trying nylon
: curtain
: > > whitener 8-/ has anyone got any hints or tips.
: > >
: > Hello "Nell". A good soak in a product called Whizz, (it is basically
: sodium
: > percarbonate) does wonders for whitening nylon panties and any bra
that's
: a
: > bit iffy.
:
: "Whizz" has a completely different meaning in the States and soaking your
: underwear in "whizz" would only add to the stain.
:
That's somewhere along the lines of racing stripes in your underwear do NOT
make you go faster...


win-ho-lee

2005-11-18, 12:21 am

Vox Humana wrote:

> "Mrs Bonk" <arse@cuteyspam.com> wrote in message
> news:3u4h6pFv4pu9U1@individual.net...
>
>
> curtain
>
>
> sodium
>
>
> a
>
>
>
> "Whizz" has a completely different meaning in the States and soaking your
> underwear in "whizz" would only add to the stain.
>
>

Do we need to remember the short-lived beverage mix here in the US, with
the fatally flawed name "Tea-Whiz"?
Mrs Bonk

2005-11-18, 4:21 pm

Vox Humana wrote:
> "Mrs Bonk" <arse@cuteyspam.com> wrote in message
> news:3u4h6pFv4pu9U1@individual.net...
>
> "Whizz" has a completely different meaning in the States and soaking your
> underwear in "whizz" would only add to the stain.


Oh my goodness me! A certain person has seen to enlighten me with an online
picture depicting whizz as my American friends know it. Thank goodness the
OP is a poster from the UK and can see the product over here in the shops
and thereby verify that it is a genuine cleaning product.


Sawney Beane

2005-11-18, 9:21 pm

Mrs Bonk wrote:
>
> Vox Humana wrote:
>
> Oh my goodness me! A certain person has seen to enlighten me with an online
> picture depicting whizz as my American friends know it. Thank goodness the
> OP is a poster from the UK and can see the product over here in the shops
> and thereby verify that it is a genuine cleaning product.


I'm sorry to say Vox and your informant are members of a very
vulgar minority. To most Americans, a whizz is a person of
remarkable skill. (I know, it takes one to know one!) If,
for example, you were to google "soccer whizz", you would
doubtless be led to thousands of pages about Edson Arantes
"Pelé" Nascimento.
Mrs Bonk

2005-11-18, 9:21 pm

Sawney Beane wrote:
> Mrs Bonk wrote:
>
> I'm sorry to say Vox and your informant are members of a very
> vulgar minority. To most Americans, a whizz is a person of
> remarkable skill. (I know, it takes one to know one!) If,
> for example, you were to google "soccer whizz", you would
> doubtless be led to thousands of pages about Edson Arantes
> "Pelé" Nascimento.


I hope you haven't followed me here from the repair group in which I was
kindly assisting for a few days. I recall answering one of your posts and
here you are with the same tacky information that was posted to my inbox
*except* I was mislead into believing I was viewing a sporting jpg. of a
certain upstanding member of the group who shall remain nameless but is
conspicuous in his absence. I really don't think it's the sort of thing that
should be welcome in this group, we are, after all, a successful cleaning
group not an outlet for the seedier side of the net.
If Mr Beane, you intend staying here in AHC then you would do well to try to
fit in and provide some cleaning tips along with any general, cleaning -
related chit -chat.


Sawney Beane

2005-11-18, 11:21 pm

Mrs Bonk wrote:
>
> Sawney Beane wrote:
>
> I hope you haven't followed me here from the repair group in which I was
> kindly assisting for a few days. I recall answering one of your posts and


I was trying to get away from you! I found out about the home
repair group from google, and I posted an important question.
You answered. Then I got an email that told me everyone was
laughing at me for not knowing you're a troll. I went back to
google to find a group where the contributors aren't trolls.
Google said Nan is not a troll, so I came here. Please go
back to the repair group where you belong.

> here you are with the same tacky information that was posted to my inbox


I think you're wrong but can't prove it because I don't know
what Pelé means in Spanish. I doubt fans would have given a
whizz like him a tacky nickname. THAT WOULDN'T MAKE SENSE.

> *except* I was mislead into believing I was viewing a sporting jpg. of a


Until now I was misled into believing English was your native language.

> certain upstanding member of the group who shall remain nameless but is


I see why he shall remain nameless. If they gave him a name
you'd call it tacky.

> conspicuous in his absence. I really don't think it's the sort of thing that
> should be welcome in this group, we are, after all, a successful cleaning


I agree. Those who are absent contribute no worthwhile advice.

> group not an outlet for the seedier side of the net.


alt.fr.plantes.parcs.et.jardins? Tried it. Didn't like it.

> If Mr Beane, you intend staying here in AHC then you would do well to try to
> fit in and provide some cleaning tips along with any general, cleaning -
> related chit -chat.


Why didn't you say so? I had an English cleaning woman the
other day. I was afraid she'd damage my good vacuum, so I had
her use my old one. I had to open the windows after she left
because the house smelled dusty. The next day she whined that
she'd spent half the night coughing. So I checked the vacuum
and found that the paper bag didn't seal because I'd bent the
cardboard tab when I installed it. A competent cleaning woman
would have fixed it. Next time I'll try a Romanian or a
corpulent Jamaican.
Vox Humana

2005-11-19, 2:21 pm


"Sawney Beane" <beadleXX@qwickconnect.net> wrote in message
news:437E63EC.4381A7BE@qwickconnect.net...
> Mrs Bonk wrote:
your[color=darkred]
online[color=darkred]
the[color=darkred]
shops[color=darkred]
>
> I'm sorry to say Vox and your informant are members of a very
> vulgar minority. To most Americans, a whizz is a person of
> remarkable skill.


Actually, the dictionary makes no mention of a "person of remarkable skill."
It is either a sound or urine. In the original context, the possibilities
are narrowed to the latter.
http://www.answers.com/whizz&r=67


Sawney Beane

2005-11-19, 3:21 pm

NNTP-Posting-Host: 0FLWB95kKU67MMTIJo7kxw.886.domitilla.aioe.org
Mime-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: text/plain; charset=iso-8859-1
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit
X-Complaints-To: abuse@aioe.org
X-Mailer: Mozilla 4.8 (Macintosh; U; PPC)
X-Accept-Language: en
Xref: number1.nntp.dca.giganews.com alt.home.cleaning:32079

Vox Humana wrote:
>
> "Sawney Beane" <beadleXX@qwickconnect.net> wrote in message
> news:437E63EC.4381A7BE@qwickconnect.net...
> your
> online
> the
> shops
>
> Actually, the dictionary makes no mention of a "person of remarkable skill."
> It is either a sound or urine. In the original context, the possibilities
> are narrowed to the latter.
> http://www.answers.com/whizz&r=67


According to your dictionary, Meaning 3 is "One who has
remarkable skill: a whiz at all sorts of games." In this
context, "one" means "a person" (such as Pelé the soccer whizz).

While you're in that dictionary, you will see it does not
define "whizz" as anything in which a garment could be soaked.
It does mention an idiomatic verb phrase. (I've often
wondered whether "idiomatic" and "idiot" come from the same
root.) Readers of your dictionary will be relieved to note
that this idiom is used only by the vulgar sort.
Vox Humana

2005-11-19, 4:21 pm


"Sawney Beane" <beadleXX@qwickconnect.net> wrote in message
news:437F6C4A.B447C895@qwickconnect.net...
> Vox Humana wrote:
soaking[color=darkred]
goodness[color=darkred]
skill."[color=darkred]
possibilities[color=darkred]
>
> According to your dictionary, Meaning 3 is "One who has
> remarkable skill: a whiz at all sorts of games." In this
> context, "one" means "a person" (such as Pelé the soccer whizz).
>
> While you're in that dictionary, you will see it does not
> define "whizz" as anything in which a garment could be soaked.
> It does mention an idiomatic verb phrase. (I've often
> wondered whether "idiomatic" and "idiot" come from the same
> root.) Readers of your dictionary will be relieved to note
> that this idiom is used only by the vulgar sort.


It seems you are attracted to the vulgar as you have put so much energy into
this.


Sawney Beane

2005-11-19, 10:21 pm



Vox Humana wrote:
>
> "Sawney Beane" <beadleXX@qwickconnect.net> wrote in message
> news:437F6C4A.B447C895@qwickconnect.net...
> soaking
> goodness
> skill."
> possibilities
>
> It seems you are attracted to the vulgar as you have put so much energy into
> this.


With a little practice I think you would find that telling the
truth takes no more energy than misinforming the ignorant.
Mrs Bonk

2005-11-20, 8:21 am

Sawney Beane wrote:
> Mrs Bonk wrote:
>
> I was trying to get away from you! I found out about the home
> repair group from google, and I posted an important question.
> You answered. Then I got an email that told me everyone was
> laughing at me for not knowing you're a troll. I went back to
> google to find a group where the contributors aren't trolls.
> Google said Nan is not a troll, so I came here. Please go
> back to the repair group where you belong.


As I suspected -quite mad, as your name would indicate. I wonder what you're
dining on for Sunday Lunch today. No, please don't bother telling me.


>
> I think you're wrong but can't prove it because I don't know
> what Pelé means in Spanish. I doubt fans would have given a
> whizz like him a tacky nickname. THAT WOULDN'T MAKE SENSE.
>
>
> Until now I was misled into believing English was your native language.
>
>
> I see why he shall remain nameless. If they gave him a name
> you'd call it tacky.
>
>
> I agree. Those who are absent contribute no worthwhile advice.
>
>
> alt.fr.plantes.parcs.et.jardins? Tried it. Didn't like it.


How very amusing. Is there such a group I wonder?

>
> Why didn't you say so? I had an English cleaning woman the
> other day. I was afraid she'd damage my good vacuum, so I had
> her use my old one. I had to open the windows after she left
> because the house smelled dusty. The next day she whined that
> she'd spent half the night coughing. So I checked the vacuum
> and found that the paper bag didn't seal because I'd bent the
> cardboard tab when I installed it. A competent cleaning woman
> would have fixed it. Next time I'll try a Romanian or a
> corpulent Jamaican.


Obviously a troll. If you employ English women for cleaning they will IME
invariably ask for a Dyson.
I hope you provided the poor soul with tea and biscuits before her duties
started.
Try leaving a small coin of little value tucked behind an in-opening door
that backs to a wall. ( I have three)It is surprising how many cleaners do
NOT bother cleaning behind that door and can be caught in their laziness by
the said coin, others will pocket the coin without a word. A trustworthy
hard worker will both clean and leave the coin on the mantle. Of course, if
they read this group they may well know they are being tested and merely
pick the coin up and place it on the mantle without cleaning but as IME the
majority of cleaners can't read English it is a small chance.


Mrs Bonk

2005-11-20, 8:21 am

Sawney Beane wrote:
> Vox Humana wrote:
>
> With a little practice I think you would find that telling the
> truth takes no more energy than misinforming the ignorant.


I trust "ignorant" is not a reference to me!
Now, shall we move on, as of late this group is nothing but bickering,
heaven knows what any lurkers must be thinking of us.
Let's try to keep it decent shall we?



Sawney Beane

2005-11-20, 1:21 pm

Mrs Bonk wrote:
>
> Sawney Beane wrote:


>
> As I suspected -quite mad, as your name would indicate. I wonder what you're
> dining on for Sunday Lunch today. No, please don't bother telling me.


There's nothing more vulgar than ridiculing a person's name,
Mrs. Bonk.

>
> Obviously a troll. If you employ English women for cleaning they will IME
> invariably ask for a Dyson.


What will a troll ask for? How do you *know* she was a troll?

> I hope you provided the poor soul with tea and biscuits before her duties
> started.


I had myself a snack, but I could see she was probably
concerned about her weight, so I didn't tempt her by inviting
her to sit down.

> Try leaving a small coin of little value tucked behind an in-opening door
> that backs to a wall. ( I have three)It is surprising how many cleaners do


You have three small coins of little value?

> NOT bother cleaning behind that door and can be caught in their laziness by
> the said coin, others will pocket the coin without a word. A trustworthy
> hard worker will both clean and leave the coin on the mantle. Of course, if


Did you acquire the three coins cleaning people's houses?

> they read this group they may well know they are being tested and merely
> pick the coin up and place it on the mantle without cleaning but as IME the
> majority of cleaners can't read English it is a small chance.


Who runs this group? Can't they prohibit cleaners from
subscribing? I for one don't like being spied upon, whether
it's my Sunday lunch or what I post here.
Sawney Beane

2005-11-20, 1:21 pm

Mrs Bonk wrote:
>
> Sawney Beane wrote:
>
> I trust "ignorant" is not a reference to me!


Of course not! I was referring to all the *other* ignorant
readers whom Vox may have misled.

> Now, shall we move on, as of late this group is nothing but bickering,


I can't argue with that!

> heaven knows what any lurkers must be thinking of us.
> Let's try to keep it decent shall we?


I know what lurkers must be thinking of *me*: "Here's someone
who is willing to stand up for decency at alt.home.cleaning!"
Dawn

2005-11-20, 7:21 pm

On Fri, 18 Nov 2005 21:29:04 -0500, Sawney Beane
<beadleXX@qwickconnect.net> wrote:

>ying to get away from you! I found out about the home
>repair group from google, and I posted an important question.
>You answered. Then I got an email that told me everyone was
>laughing at me for not knowing you're a troll. I went back to
>google to find a group where the contributors aren't trolls.
>Google said Nan is not a troll, so I came here.


LOL How long ago was that post roughly two years? I remember Nan (NOT
the notorious troll) posting here about then and used to get her
confused with the other Nan.


Sawney Beane

2005-11-20, 9:21 pm

Dawn wrote:
>
> On Fri, 18 Nov 2005 21:29:04 -0500, Sawney Beane
> <beadleXX@qwickconnect.net> wrote:
>
>
> LOL How long ago was that post roughly two years? I remember Nan (NOT
> the notorious troll) posting here about then and used to get her
> confused with the other Nan.


Now you have confused me. Do you mean you and the other Nan
got Nan confused, or did you confuse both of them? Did you do
it intentionally? Do you think it was unfair of Vox to
confuse an alien like Mrs. Bonk about English usage?
Mrs Bonk

2005-11-25, 11:21 am

Sawney Beane wrote:
Who runs this group? Can't they prohibit cleaners from
> subscribing? I for one don't like being spied upon, whether
> it's my Sunday lunch or what I post here.


I believe Marcia Pease 'thought' she was moderator of this group but she
has, I've been told, lost her posting rights.
pop over to AC-C and read my post then you'll see that if you had a little
Stinking Bishop for Sunday lunch no one would get near enough to spy on you.
or can't you stomach 'normal' food Mr Beane?






Mrs Bonk

2005-11-25, 11:21 am

Sawney Beane wrote:
> Dawn wrote:
> got Nan confused, or did you confuse both of them? Did you do
> it intentionally? Do you think it was unfair of Vox to
> confuse an alien like Mrs. Bonk about English usage?


Why on Earth do you think I am an alien? What nonsense! No wonder you're
confused, rather hard for you to fathom with only half a brain I suppose.


Sawney Beane

2005-11-26, 6:21 pm

Mrs Bonk wrote:
>
> Sawney Beane wrote:
> Who runs this group? Can't they prohibit cleaners from
>
> I believe Marcia Pease 'thought' she was moderator of this group but she
> has, I've been told, lost her posting rights.
> pop over to AC-C and read my post then you'll see that if you had a little
> Stinking Bishop for Sunday lunch no one would get near enough to spy on you.
> or can't you stomach 'normal' food Mr Beane?


It's in poor taste to insult an epicure.
Sawney Beane

2005-11-26, 6:21 pm

Mrs Bonk wrote:
>
> Sawney Beane wrote:
>
> Why on Earth do you think I am an alien? What nonsense! No wonder you're
> confused, rather hard for you to fathom with only half a brain I suppose.


If you *weren't* an alien you would have recited the Pledge by now.
Anyone with half a brain would agree with me on that.
Mrs Bonk

2005-11-26, 7:21 pm

Sawney Beane wrote:
> Mrs Bonk wrote:
>
> If you *weren't* an alien you would have recited the Pledge by now.
> Anyone with half a brain would agree with me on that.


So you call on Choreboy to back you up? It won't work dear. Here we go:

"Keep your wood furniture less dusty, longer!"
"It's NOT just for Wood Anymore"


Sawney Beane

2005-11-26, 7:21 pm

Mrs Bonk wrote:
>
> Sawney Beane wrote:
>
> So you call on Choreboy to back you up? It won't work dear. Here we go:
>
> "Keep your wood furniture less dusty, longer!"
> "It's NOT just for Wood Anymore"


I wonder why you chose the third verse. Could it be because aliens
can't stand to say, "ONE NATION UNDER GOD?"
Mrs Bonk

2005-11-26, 8:21 pm

Sawney Beane wrote:
> Mrs Bonk wrote:
>
> I wonder why you chose the third verse. Could it be because aliens
> can't stand to say, "ONE NATION UNDER GOD?"


I chose randomly. I thought the third verse was something about sealing the
pouch after use to keep moisture in. That may have been on the multi surface
page. Where does it say about God? I haven't managed to find that bit.


Sawney Beane

2005-11-26, 9:21 pm

Mrs Bonk wrote:
>
> Sawney Beane wrote:


>
> I chose randomly. I thought the third verse was something about sealing the
> pouch after use to keep moisture in. That may have been on the multi surface
> page. Where does it say about God? I haven't managed to find that bit.


Anybody but an alien would know the Pledge says God is invisible.
Mrs Bonk

2005-11-26, 11:21 pm

Sawney Beane wrote:
> Mrs Bonk wrote:
>
>
> Anybody but an alien would know the Pledge says God is invisible.


I am unable to sleep because of your post. I have searched the site twice
but can find no evidence of those words.
Did I read somewhere about the high risk of a cannibal going insane because
of the diet?


Sawney Beane

2005-11-26, 11:21 pm

Mrs Bonk wrote:
>
> Sawney Beane wrote:
>
> I am unable to sleep because of your post. I have searched the site twice
> but can find no evidence of those words.
> Did I read somewhere about the high risk of a cannibal going insane because
> of the diet?


ONE NATION UNDER GOD, INVISIBLE. You aliens probably think all
Americans are insane cannibals.
Mrs Bonk

2005-11-27, 8:21 am

Sawney Beane wrote:
> Mrs Bonk wrote:
>
> ONE NATION UNDER GOD, INVISIBLE. You aliens probably think all
> Americans are insane cannibals.


I cannot find it. Please point me to the page on the site where it is
written lest I go bonkers looking http://www.pledge.com/



Sawney Beane

2005-11-27, 2:21 pm

Mrs Bonk wrote:
>
> Sawney Beane wrote:
>
> I cannot find it. Please point me to the page on the site where it is
> written lest I go bonkers looking http://www.pledge.com/


Congratulations, Alien! The Department of Homeland Security has
tricked you into visiting their fake Pledge page. You didn't think
they'd tell you the real words, did you? Now you have cookies. The
FBI will be able to track you.
Dawn

2005-11-27, 6:21 pm

On Sun, 27 Nov 2005 13:00:50 -0500, Sawney Beane
<beadleXX@qwickconnect.net> wrote:

>Mrs Bonk wrote:
>
>Congratulations, Alien! The Department of Homeland Security has
>tricked you into visiting their fake Pledge page. You didn't think
>they'd tell you the real words, did you? Now you have cookies. The
>FBI will be able to track you.


At last she has something to spread the Stinking Bishop on.
Sawney Beane

2005-11-28, 4:21 am



Dawn wrote:
>
>
> At last she has something to spread the Stinking Bishop on.


How would you know about that? Where were you last February 6?
Can anyone vouch for your alibi?
Dawn

2005-11-29, 8:21 pm

On Mon, 28 Nov 2005 03:13:50 -0500, Sawney Beane
<beadleXX@qwickconnect.net> wrote:

>
>
>Dawn wrote:
>
>How would you know about that? Where were you last February 6?
>Can anyone vouch for your alibi?

I read the post in the other group, the cooking one.
I don't know where I was Feb 6th, what happened that day?

Sawney Beane

2005-11-29, 11:21 pm

Dawn wrote:
>
> On Mon, 28 Nov 2005 03:13:50 -0500, Sawney Beane
> <beadleXX@qwickconnect.net> wrote:
>
> I read the post in the other group, the cooking one.
> I don't know where I was Feb 6th, what happened that day?


Superbowl Sunday. A bishop took advantage of my party to walk in,
stink up my bathroom, and run away. I see you have no alibi. Coincidence?
Dawn

2005-11-30, 5:21 pm

On Tue, 29 Nov 2005 21:57:28 -0500, Sawney Beane
<beadleXX@qwickconnect.net> wrote:

>Dawn wrote:
>
>Superbowl Sunday. A bishop took advantage of my party to walk in,
>stink up my bathroom, and run away. I see you have no alibi. Coincidence?

lol.
I think now could be a good time for a thread on how to freshen the
bathroom air.

kara849@webtv.net

2005-12-03, 12:21 am

>>Superbowl Sunday. A bishop took

[color=darkred]
>I think now could be a good time for a
>thread on how to freshen the bathroom
>air.



There was a thread about it in rec.games.chess.misc.

Sawney Beane

2005-12-03, 3:21 pm

kara849@webtv.net wrote:
>
>
>
> There was a thread about it in rec.games.chess.misc.


About stinking bishops? I'd always been told rooks smelled worse.
Mrs Bonk

2005-12-03, 9:21 pm

Dawn wrote:
> On Sun, 27 Nov 2005 13:00:50 -0500, Sawney Beane
> <beadleXX@qwickconnect.net> wrote:
>
>
> At last she has something to spread the Stinking Bishop on.


Do you know Dawn, I swear the smell is still lingering around my coat stand.


LinkBot





Other archives available: Cellular phones topics archive | Web Design forum archive | Software help archive | Hardware reviews archive | Programming topics archive

Copyright 2004 - 2008 homeownerschat.com