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Zach Is Having A British Day

2005-08-30, 3:21 pm

Otto Bahn yammered:

>The towing of Fucking, Australia has a big problem with
>British tourists


Yeah we did too. We solved it by taking em on a desert tour and losin
a few. Word gets out ya know...kind of like steppin on ants ;-)
Hubert Maynard

2005-08-30, 3:21 pm

"Zach Is Having A British Day" <honey@im.home> wrote in message

> Word gets out ya know...kind of like steppin on ants ;-)


Q: How do you spot the American stepping on ants?
A: He's the one wearing ribbed soles.


Lamey- the lame troll

2005-08-30, 3:21 pm

On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 10:28:20 -0700, wrote:

>Otto Bahn yammered:
>
>
>Yeah we did too. We solved it by taking em on a desert tour and losin
>a few. Word gets out ya know...kind of like steppin on ants ;-)

LOL
Lamey- the lame troll

2005-08-30, 3:21 pm

On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 18:29:57 +0100, wrote:

>"Zach Is Having A British Day" <honey@im.home> wrote in message
>
>
>Q: How do you spot the American stepping on ants?
>A: He's the one wearing ribbed soles.
>

And "that" is supposed to be funny?
Zach Is Having A British Day

2005-08-30, 3:21 pm

Hubert Maynard yammered:

>"Zach Is Having A British Day" <honey@im.home> wrote in message
>
>
>American


Nice sign of respect mcc flunkie monkee. I'd never titlecase british.

;-)
Hubert Maynard

2005-08-30, 3:21 pm

"Lamey- the lame troll" <utb@utb.com> wrote in message

> And "that" is supposed to be funny?


I dunno. Have you 'got' Monty Python yet?


Kevin S. Wilson

2005-08-30, 4:21 pm

On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 18:29:57 +0100, "Hubert Maynard"
<qrnq_fghssrq_ghexrl@ubgznvy.pb.hx> wrote:

>"Zach Is Having A British Day" <honey@im.home> wrote in message
>
>
>Q: How do you spot the American stepping on ants?
>A: He's the one wearing ribbed soles.
>

HAW! HAW! Good one. LMAOROTFL!!!1!!!1!1

I now understand what Lord Chesterfield II meant when he said that
British humor is "inscrutable and self-referential, but grounded in
the essential existential questions."

Mark South

2005-08-30, 4:21 pm

On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 18:44:20 +0100, Hubert Maynard wrote:

> "Lamey- the lame troll" <utb@utb.com> wrote in message
>
>
> I dunno. Have you 'got' Monty Python yet?


I heard they broke up. Can anyone here on the UserNet confirm this for me?
--
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Lamey- the lame troll

2005-08-30, 5:21 pm

On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 18:44:20 +0100, wrote:

>"Lamey- the lame troll" <utb@utb.com> wrote in message
>
>
>I dunno. Have you 'got' Monty Python yet?
>

That is about the dumbest show ever put out. Along with Benny Hill.


Git-R-Done
Lamey- the cable guy

2005-08-30, 5:21 pm

On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 21:08:20 +0200, wrote:

>On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 18:44:20 +0100, Hubert Maynard wrote:
>
>
>I heard they broke up. Can anyone here on the UserNet confirm this for me?


Does anyone on loosernet even care?
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GIT-R-DONE!
Hubert Maynard

2005-08-30, 5:21 pm

"Lamey- the lame troll" <utb@utb.com> wrote in message

> That is about the dumbest show ever put out. Along with Benny Hill.


Aye. Like all the rest of the shite, we sold it to the USA.


cl

2005-08-30, 5:21 pm



Hubert Maynard wrote:
>
> "Lamey- the lame troll" <utb@utb.com> wrote in message
>
>
> Aye. Like all the rest of the shite, we sold it to the USA.



Did you know that little bald dude from Benny Hill grew up to be UNCLE
JUNIOR from the Sopranos?
Lamey- the cable guy

2005-08-30, 5:21 pm

On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 20:52:40 +0100, wrote:

>"Lamey- the lame troll" <utb@utb.com> wrote in message
>
>
>Aye. Like all the rest of the shite, we sold it to the USA.
>

So you're saying all you produce is shite?

Who's "we"?
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GIT-R-DONE!
Lamey- the cable guy

2005-08-30, 5:21 pm

On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 19:57:18 GMT, wrote:

>
>
>Hubert Maynard wrote:
>
>
>Did you know that little bald dude from Benny Hill grew up to be UNCLE
>JUNIOR from the Sopranos?


Do we care?
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GIT-R-DONE!
Hubert Maynard

2005-08-30, 6:21 pm

"Lamey- the cable guy" <getR@done.com> wrote in message

> So you're saying all you produce is shite?


BINGO, Buffalo-fucker.


Lamey- the cable guy

2005-08-30, 6:21 pm

On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 21:26:26 +0100, wrote:

>"Lamey- the cable guy" <getR@done.com> wrote in message
>
>
>BINGO, Buffalo-fucker.
>

Ever had a buffalo? Mush better than sheep. I like some meat on my
women.
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GIT-R-DONE!
Zach Is Having A British Day

2005-08-30, 6:21 pm

Kevin S. Wilson yammered:

>On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 18:29:57 +0100, "Hubert Maynard"
><qrnq_fghssrq_ghexrl@ubgznvy.pb.hx> wrote:
>
>HAW! HAW! Good one. LMAOROTFL!!!1!!!1!1
>
>I now understand what Lord Chesterfield II meant when he said that
>British humor is "inscrutable and self-referential, but grounded in
>the essential existential questions."


Let me ask you something Kev me boi. Did Uncle Hubert smile a lot
when you was kissing his arse??

;-)
Zach Is Having A British Day

2005-08-30, 6:21 pm

Hubert Maynard yammered:

>"Lamey- the cable guy" <getR@done.com> wrote in message
>
>
>BINGO, Buffalo-fucker.
>

Buffalo-fucker?
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!

You were in Hull weren't you?
ah

2005-08-30, 9:21 pm

Mark South wrote:
> On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 18:44:20 +0100, Hubert Maynard wrote:
>
>
> I heard they broke up. Can anyone here on the UserNet confirm this for me?


Yes.
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ah fait loucher un bon oeil
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