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Re: Stupid Australians
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| Zach Is Having A British Day 2005-08-30, 3:21 pm |
| Otto Bahn yammered:
>"Zach Is Having A British Day" <honey@im.home> wrote
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>I see
Sorry Toto, I already have one contract out on my XXX. Maybe you
could chip in on that one if it would make you feel better.
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| Lamey- the cable guy 2005-08-30, 5:21 pm |
| On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 11:09:54 -0700, wrote:
>Otto Bahn yammered:
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>Yikes! Toto that really hurt! But I'll let it slide as your
>originality far excedes this humble American.
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>;-)
Them brits sure come up with the zingers eh wot?
< snicker >
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GIT-R-DONE!
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| Lamey- the cable guy 2005-08-30, 5:21 pm |
| On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 14:22:41 -0400, wrote:
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>"Zach Is Having A British Day" <honey@im.home> wrote
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>Thanks. I take it you got the joke?
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>--oTTo--
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Joke? You shouldn't take your sexuality so lightly.
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GIT-R-DONE!
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| Zach Is Having A British Day 2005-08-30, 6:21 pm |
| Otto Bahn yammered:
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>"Zach Is Having A British Day" <honey@im.home> wrote
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>Thanks. I take it you got the joke?
Why yes Otto and it was a very good joke indeed. You made an
outstanding gay joke which of course is a *first* here on Usenet. You
sir, should be doing standup in the best comic clubs in the UK!
Three cheers to Otto's gay joke!
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| Zach Is Having A British Day 2005-08-30, 6:21 pm |
| Lamey- the cable guy yammered:
>On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 11:09:54 -0700, wrote:
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>Them brits sure come up with the zingers eh wot?
Totally took me off guard Sir Lamey. First time that I ever heard a
*gay*, joke. ;-)
>< snicker >
Mmm...candy bar!
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| Lamey- the cable guy 2005-08-30, 6:21 pm |
| On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 13:17:57 -0700, wrote:
>Otto Bahn yammered:
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>Why yes Otto and it was a very good joke indeed. You made an
>outstanding gay joke which of course is a *first* here on Usenet. You
>sir, should be doing standup in the best comic clubs in the UK!
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>Three cheers to Otto's gay joke!
I'm so proud of him, He just might make a pimple on a AUKs XXX yet.
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GIT-R-DONE!
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| Lamey- the cable guy 2005-08-30, 6:21 pm |
| On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 13:20:02 -0700, wrote:
>Lamey- the cable guy yammered:
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>Totally took me off guard Sir Lamey. First time that I ever heard a
>*gay*, joke. ;-)
A brit came into a pub one day and said to the bartender, "Give me six
double vodkas."
The bartender says, "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day." "Yes,
I''ve just found out my older brother is gay."
The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same
drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer
came back, "I''ve just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"
On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six
double vodkas. The bartender said, "Jesus! Doesn''t anybody in your
family like women?"
"Yeah, my wife..."
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GIT-R-DONE!
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| Lamey- the cable guy 2005-08-30, 6:21 pm |
| On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 21:31:15 +0100, wrote:
>"Lamey- the cable guy" <getR@done.com> wrote in message
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><Choke>
Spit it out, it's not yours.
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GIT-R-DONE!
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| Otto Bahn 2005-08-30, 7:21 pm |
| "Lamey- the cable guy" <getR@done.com> wrote
> Joke? You shouldn't take your sexuality so lightly.
Why not? It just comes to me.
--oTTo--
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| Otto Bahn 2005-08-30, 7:21 pm |
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"Zach Is Having A British Day" <honey@im.home> wrote in message news:8hf9h1pruke1u6j9ma2c0utk5mbnlfe6e6@ByteMe...
> Otto Bahn yammered:
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> Why yes Otto and it was a very good joke indeed. You made an
> outstanding gay joke which of course is a *first* here on Usenet. You
> sir, should be doing standup in the best comic clubs in the UK!
You did not get the joke, because that's not
the joke we've been talking about not getting.
> Three cheers to Otto's gay joke!
Horgay! Horgay! Horgay!
--oTTo--
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| Lamey- the cable guy 2005-08-30, 7:21 pm |
| On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 17:17:24 -0400, wrote:
>"Lamey- the cable guy" <getR@done.com> wrote
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>Why not? It just comes
That's sick dude.
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GIT-R-DONE!
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| Lamey- the cable guy 2005-08-30, 7:21 pm |
| On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 17:19:59 -0400, wrote:
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>"Zach Is Having A British Day" <honey@im.home> wrote in message news:8hf9h1pruke1u6j9ma2c0utk5mbnlfe6e6@ByteMe...
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>You did not get the joke, because that's not
>the joke we've been talking about not getting.
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I think if you go look in the mirror, you'll see the joke.
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GIT-R-DONE!
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| Otto Bahn 2005-08-30, 7:21 pm |
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"Lamey- the cable guy" <getR@done.com> wrote in message news:rjj9h1h3a922ottipc81p09st5pq2g3872@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 17:19:59 -0400, wrote:
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> I think if you go look in the mirror, you'll see the joke.
The joke was hard some people hit the hook.
--oTTo--
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| Otto Bahn 2005-08-30, 7:21 pm |
| Reply-To: "Otto Bahn" <GoAheadKissMyAss@Blew.Devels.com>
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"Lamey- the cable guy" <getR@done.com> wrote
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> That's sick dude.
<James Earl Jones>
This is A! R! K!
</James Earl Jones>
I'm allowed, NTTIAWWT.
--oTTo--
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| Hubert Maynard 2005-08-30, 9:21 pm |
| "Lamey- the cable guy" <getR@done.com> wrote in message
> A brit came into a pub one day and said to the bartender, "Give me six
> double vodkas."
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> The bartender says, "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day." "Yes,
> I''ve just found out my older brother is gay."
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> The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same
> drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer
> came back, "I''ve just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"
>
> On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six
> double vodkas. The bartender said, "Jesus! Doesn''t anybody in your
> family like women?"
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> "Yeah, my wife..."
A Yank goes into a pub and gets the shite kicked out of his throat.
Not funny, just true.
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| dearcilla 2005-08-31, 5:21 am |
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Hubert Maynard wrote:
> "Lamey- the cable guy" <getR@done.com> wrote in message
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> Not always, just when we're waiting to hear the story about how you saved
> our asses(sic) in WWII.
Not strictly true. The U.S. got involved in one of those illegal wars
to control oil in the far east, and one thing led to another...
You are probably thinking of WWI.
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| Zach's British Lobotomy Clinics & Chain Saw Sh 2005-08-31, 9:21 am |
| dearcilla yammered:
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>Hubert Maynard wrote:
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>Not strictly true. The U.S. got involved in one of those illegal wars
>to control oil in the far east, and one thing led to another...
Illegal war???
;-)
>You are probably thinking
bwahawahawahawa
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