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Just Another Residents Fan

2006-11-05, 9:25 am

The giant cargo ship Emma Maersk which is 1/4 of a mile long,
the width of a motorway and 200 feet high has docked at
Felixstowe with 45,000 tons of cheap Chrinese tat to
unload onto the UK public for Xmas prezzies.

3 giant cranes are in use 24 hours a day.

We wish you a melly clissmas....

Bedders

2006-11-05, 9:25 am

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Just Another Residents Fan wrote in message
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>The giant cargo ship Emma Maersk which is 1/4 of a mile long,
>the width of a motorway and 200 feet high has docked at
>Felixstowe with 45,000 tons of cheap Chrinese tat to
>unload onto the UK public for Xmas prezzies.
>
>3 giant cranes are in use 24 hours a day.
>
>We wish you a melly clissmas....
>

i wonder how many of the crew may jump ashore too, claiming asylum etc..


Jay Kaner

2006-11-05, 9:25 am


"Bedders" <Bedders@dosentwantsapm.com> wrote in message
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> Just Another Residents Fan wrote in message
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> i wonder how many of the crew may jump ashore


Not many. The ship's 200 feet high!!


pied piper

2006-11-05, 9:25 am

racist pig
"Just Another Residents Fan" <smellyfartybum@aol.com> wrote in message
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> The giant cargo ship Emma Maersk which is 1/4 of a mile long,
> the width of a motorway and 200 feet high has docked at
> Felixstowe with 45,000 tons of cheap Chrinese tat to
> unload onto the UK public for Xmas prezzies.
>
> 3 giant cranes are in use 24 hours a day.
>
> We wish you a melly clissmas....
>



Jay Kaner

2006-11-05, 9:25 am


"pied piper" <haleend2002@yahoo.com> wrote

> racist pig


That's rich coming from a multiple child abductor.


Puck

2006-11-05, 9:25 am

"Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote
> "Bedders" <Bedders@dosentwantsapm.com> wrote in message
> news:454ddc70_4@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...
>
> Not many. The ship's 200 feet high!!


They'll all be on space hoppers. Or are they not in this Christmas?

Fuck it. I'm thinking of 1976.
Puck

2006-11-05, 9:25 am

"Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in news:T0m3h.1796$Zy3.654@newsfe2-
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> "pied piper" <haleend2002@yahoo.com> wrote
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>
> That's rich coming from a multiple child abductor.


Worse than that, a fucking recorder player!
Sharky

2006-11-05, 9:25 am

Bedders wrote:
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> Just Another Residents Fan wrote in message
> <1162724615.758223.52480@m73g2000cwd.googlegroups.com>...
> i wonder how many of the crew may jump ashore too, claiming asylum etc..
>
>

Theres only 13 crew on board!
(probably 13,000 refugees inside the containers tho!)
Jay Kaner

2006-11-05, 9:25 am


"Puck" <Me@MischiefCentral.bom> wrote in message
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> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote
>
> They'll all be on space hoppers. Or are they not in this Christmas?


Oh c'mon!! That is just so 1976. C'mon, get with the times will ya...

> Fuck it. I'm thinking of 1976.


That's a start. This year, in my house, Peppa Pig and My Littlest Petshop
are 'in'. Thankfully, none of this years letters to santa mention anything
Bratzy.


Jay Kaner

2006-11-05, 9:25 am


"Puck" <Me@MischiefCentral.bom> wrote in message
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>
> Worse than that, a fucking recorder player!


London's burning London's burning fire fire
fire fire oh no! what's happening to me??? I'm under the lure of the
recorder... heeeellllpppp meeeeeeeee...


Qatar Airlines Passanger

2006-11-05, 1:25 pm


"Just Another Residents Fan" <smellyfartybum@aol.com> wrote in message
news:1162724615.758223.52480@m73g2000cwd.googlegroups.com...
> The giant cargo ship Emma Maersk which is 1/4 of a mile long,
> the width of a motorway and 200 feet high has docked at
> Felixstowe with 45,000 tons of cheap Chrinese tat to
> unload onto the UK public for Xmas prezzies.
>
> 3 giant cranes are in use 24 hours a day.
>
> We wish you a melly clissmas....


Each container contains 200 chinkies.
Think about it.
>



Aaron Borbora

2006-11-05, 1:25 pm


"Qatar Airlines Passanger" <me@invalid.net> wrote in message
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> "Just Another Residents Fan" <smellyfartybum@aol.com> wrote in message
> news:1162724615.758223.52480@m73g2000cwd.googlegroups.com...
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> Each container contains 200 chinkies.
> Think about it.
Are the containers being moved by train?


Just Another Residents Fan

2006-11-05, 1:25 pm


Aaron Borbora wrote:

> Are the containers being moved by train?


Ask Pat, that's his department...

Qatar Airlines Passanger

2006-11-05, 1:25 pm


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> Are the containers being moved by train?


I think its a ship.
>
>



elder

2006-11-05, 1:25 pm

Wonder if any of the shite is destined to be Ebayed by error505sex?

k
"Just Another Residents Fan" <smellyfartybum@aol.com> wrote in message
news:1162724615.758223.52480@m73g2000cwd.googlegroups.com...
> The giant cargo ship Emma Maersk which is 1/4 of a mile long,
> the width of a motorway and 200 feet high has docked at
> Felixstowe with 45,000 tons of cheap Chrinese tat to
> unload onto the UK public for Xmas prezzies.
>
> 3 giant cranes are in use 24 hours a day.
>
> We wish you a melly clissmas....
>



stevensisabrainlessgoose

2006-11-05, 1:25 pm


"elder" <iridiumdan@googlemail.com> wrote in message
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> Wonder if any of the shite is destined to be Ebayed by error505sex?
>
> k
> "Just Another Residents Fan" <smellyfartybum@aol.com> wrote in message
> news:1162724615.758223.52480@m73g2000cwd.googlegroups.com...
>

And thus "won" by clueless, top posting, cross dressing idiots who fall for
all they read on usenet!

lol!

g f


Just Another Residents Fan

2006-11-05, 1:25 pm


Qatar Airlines Passanger wrote:
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>
> I think its a ship.

LOL!

Puck

2006-11-05, 8:25 pm

"Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in
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> "Puck" <Me@MischiefCentral.bom> wrote in message
> news:Xns987290B23E424KissMyAss@130.133.1.4...
>
> Oh c'mon!! That is just so 1976. C'mon, get with the times will ya...


I've said 6 hail wotserfaces. Just for you.

>
> That's a start. This year, in my house, Peppa Pig and My Littlest
> Petshop are 'in'. Thankfully, none of this years letters to santa
> mention anything Bratzy.


Good. Animals are a much more valuable sociology for her than the latest
fucking stereotype-reinforcing, bimbo shit... this conversation is
strangely familiar.
Puck

2006-11-05, 8:25 pm

"Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote
> "Puck" <Me@MischiefCentral.bom> wrote in message
> news:Xns987290C3B40D7KissMyAss@130.133.1.4...
@newsfe2-[color=darkred]
>
> London's burning London's burning fire fire
> fire fire oh no! what's happening to me??? I'm under the lure of the
> recorder... heeeellllpppp meeeeeeeee...


Just watch out for the cliff.
Jay Kaner

2006-11-05, 8:25 pm


"Puck" <Me@MischiefCentral.bom> wrote in message
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> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in
> news:8hn3h.6181$fz1.4445@newsfe4-win.ntli.net:
>
>
> I've said 6 hail wotserfaces. Just for you.
>
>
> Good. Animals are a much more valuable sociology for her than the latest
> fucking stereotype-reinforcing, bimbo shit... this conversation is
> strangely familiar.


She's gone right off bratz after I read your post about them to her.


Puck

2006-11-05, 8:25 pm

"Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in
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> "Puck" <Me@MischiefCentral.bom> wrote in message
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> She's gone right off bratz after I read your post about them to her.


OK, but you left out the 'cunt' word, right?
Jay Kaner

2006-11-05, 8:25 pm


"Puck" <Me@MischiefCentral.bom> wrote in message
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> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote
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> Just watch out for the cliff.


Richards??? Jezus, where's the nearest fucking cliff...


Puck

2006-11-05, 8:25 pm

"Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in
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> Richards??? Jezus, where's the nearest fucking cliff...


Fuck off. I'm first.
Jay Kaner

2006-11-05, 8:25 pm


"Puck" <Me@MischiefCentral.bom> wrote in message
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> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in
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>
> OK, but you left out the 'cunt' word, right?


Sadly, no. It's something I've regretted ever since.


Jay Kaner

2006-11-05, 8:25 pm


"Puck" <Me@MischiefCentral.bom> wrote in message
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> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in
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>
> Fuck off. I'm first.


Oh great. You go first. I land on top of you. I survive. I thought you
were my fucking friend.


bigjon

2006-11-05, 8:25 pm

On Sun, 05 Nov 2006 18:22:20 GMT, Qatar Airlines Passanger wrote:
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> "Aaron Borbora" <aaron.borbora@merton.ox.ac.uk> wrote in message
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>
> I think its a ship.

ROFL
Puck

2006-11-05, 8:25 pm

"Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in news:cFv3h.6240$fz1.5136@newsfe4-
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> "Puck" <Me@MischiefCentral.bom> wrote in message
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long,[color=darkred]
Littlest[color=darkred]
santa[color=darkred]
>
> Sadly, no. It's something I've regretted ever since.


Well, it was gonna happen eventually. The question every parent dreads:
"Mum, why's that referee such a cunt?"

My jaw dropped, I can tell ya.

Puck

2006-11-05, 8:25 pm

"Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in
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> "Puck" <Me@MischiefCentral.bom> wrote in message
> news:Xns98734A6DE7E6KissMyAss@130.133.1.4...
>
> Oh great. You go first. I land on top of you. I survive. I
> thought you were my fucking friend.


Jay, there are just some things well worth dying for.
Puck

2006-11-05, 8:25 pm

bigjon <bigjon@nospamtqfmail.com> wrote in
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> On Sun, 05 Nov 2006 18:22:20 GMT, Qatar Airlines Passanger wrote:
>
>
> ROFL


Fucksake. How easily pleased are you lot? You know, if you slide your
fat arses on into alt.fan.scarecrow, we can make you laugh a lot more
than that - for, generally speaking, a lot less.

Failing that, I could tell you a few *very shit* jokes.
Jay Kaner

2006-11-06, 9:25 am


"Puck" <Me@MischiefCentral.bom> wrote in message
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> win.ntli.net:
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> long,
> Littlest
> santa
>
> Well, it was gonna happen eventually. The question every parent dreads:
> "Mum, why's that referee such a cunt?"
>
> My jaw dropped, I can tell ya.


Why? Wasn't the ref been a cunt?


Jay Kaner

2006-11-06, 9:25 am


"Puck" <Me@MischiefCentral.bom> wrote in message
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>
> Jay, there are just some things well worth dying for.


Exactly. You go on top...


Puck

2006-11-06, 5:25 pm

"Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in
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> "Puck" <Me@MischiefCentral.bom> wrote in message
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> Why? Wasn't the ref been a cunt?


Well, it was a Chelsea game, so I wasn't that bothered but yeah, a right
cunt.
Puck

2006-11-06, 5:25 pm

"Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in news:TcI3h.3472$YA3.1432@newsfe7-
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lure[color=darkred]
>
> Exactly. You go on top...


What are we talking about again?
Jay Kaner

2006-11-06, 5:25 pm


"Puck" <Me@MischiefCentral.bom> wrote in message
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> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in
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>
> Well, it was a Chelsea game, so I wasn't that bothered but yeah, a right
> cunt.


Bet he wasn't been a cunt with chelsea players...


Jay Kaner

2006-11-06, 5:25 pm


"Puck" <Me@MischiefCentral.bom> wrote in message
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> $Zy3.654
> lure
>
> What are we talking about again?


I'm not sure. You were about to go on top and I lost track of things...


Puck

2006-11-06, 8:25 pm

"Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in news:hhO3h.1258$Xh3.449@newsfe6-
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> "Puck" <Me@MischiefCentral.bom> wrote in message
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> Bet he wasn't been a cunt with chelsea players...


It wasn't so much with them as at them, no.
Puck

2006-11-06, 8:25 pm

"Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in news:thO3h.1259$Xh3.452@newsfe6-
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> "Puck" <Me@MischiefCentral.bom> wrote in message
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>
> I'm not sure. You were about to go on top and I lost track
> of things...


Go on top of what? I thought I was about to chuck myself off a cliff,
first, to avoid listening to Sir Cuntface. Please tell me if that wasn't
what we were doing.
Morlock

2006-11-07, 9:25 am


"Qatar Airlines Passanger" <me@invalid.net> wrote in message
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> "Just Another Residents Fan" <smellyfartybum@aol.com> wrote in message
> news:1162724615.758223.52480@m73g2000cwd.googlegroups.com...
>
> Each container contains 200 chinkies.
> Think about it.


That's potentially a lot of cockles.


Jay Kaner

2006-11-07, 5:25 pm


"Puck" <Me@MischiefCentral.bom> wrote in message
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> win.ntli.net:
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> @newsfe7-
>
> Go on top of what?


:-)

> I thought I was about to chuck myself off a cliff,
> first, to avoid listening to Sir Cuntface. Please tell me if that wasn't
> what we were doing.


That's right, we were.

I'd just prefer it if you went on top, then the last thing I'd ever see
would be your tits.

You gotta admit it's a hell of a way to go


Puck

2006-11-07, 5:25 pm

"Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in
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> "Puck" <Me@MischiefCentral.bom> wrote in message
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> :-)
>
>
> That's right, we were.
>
> I'd just prefer it if you went on top, then the last thing I'd ever
> see would be your tits.
>
> You gotta admit it's a hell of a way to go


Death by tits? Now you don't often see that on the desert menu.
Jay Kaner

2006-11-07, 8:25 pm


"Puck" <Me@MischiefCentral.bom> wrote in message
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>
> Death by tits? Now you don't often see that on the desert menu.


Sure beats death by other, not so nice ways to go. Thanks babes, yer a pal.


Puck

2006-11-08, 5:25 pm

"Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in
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> "Puck" <Me@MischiefCentral.bom> wrote in message
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>
> Sure beats death by other, not so nice ways to go. Thanks babes, yer
> a pal.


Never let it be said that I don't go out of my way to be kind to people.
Jay Kaner

2006-11-08, 5:25 pm


"Puck" <Me@MischiefCentral.bom> wrote in message
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> Never let it be said that I don't go out of my way to be kind to people.


Hey, I'll twat any fucker wot sez you don't go out of your way to be kind to
people.


Puck

2006-11-10, 1:25 pm

"Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in
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> "Puck" <Me@MischiefCentral.bom> wrote in message
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> Hey, I'll twat any fucker wot sez you don't go out of your way to be
> kind to people.


That's a lot of time spent twatting people, Clack.
Jay Kaner

2006-11-11, 1:25 pm


"Puck" <Me@MischiefCentral.bom> wrote in message
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>
> That's a lot of time spent twatting people, Clack.


Yeah, good point. I'll have to invent some sort of twatting machine. Giz
a minute...


Puck

2006-11-13, 8:25 pm

"Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in
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> "Puck" <Me@MischiefCentral.bom> wrote in message
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>
> Yeah, good point. I'll have to invent some sort of twatting machine.
> Giz a minute...


I'll give you a week and nothing less.
Jay Kaner

2006-11-14, 5:25 pm


"Puck" <Me@MischiefCentral.bom> wrote in message
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> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in
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>
> I'll give you a week and nothing less.


I can't work under that sort of pressure. You'll just have to twat 'em
yerself.


Puck

2006-11-21, 5:25 pm

"Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in news:y7q6h.17935$hK2.16124
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> "Puck" <Me@MischiefCentral.bom> wrote in message
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>
> I can't work under that sort of pressure. You'll just have to twat 'em
> yerself.


Oh that's right. Typical bloke. Start a fight and leave the woman to
finish it.
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