|
|
|
| On Thu, 25 Oct 2007 19:51:56 +0100, Sacha
<sacha@gardenweeds506.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:
>For your information, one of the people you cite in that post was served by
>my American lawyer with a Cease & Desist letter which I posted to that
>group. This was because of a serious libel she made against me.
Get a life!
| |
|
|
| Aratzio 2007-10-27, 1:25 pm |
| On Sat, 27 Oct 2007 17:03:24 +0100, in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ? got double secret probation for
writing:
>On Thu, 25 Oct 2007 19:51:56 +0100, Sacha
><sacha@gardenweeds506.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:
>
>
>Get a life!
Really posting to usenet means you have no life.
--
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2
| |
|
| On Sat, 27 Oct 2007 12:38:13 -0500, rrock <invalid@address.here>
wrote:
>
>
>? wrote:
>
>
>good point, ?.
>
>Why in the fuck would anyone SPAM some group with something they
>already paid their attorney to deliver? CEASE AND DESIST your
>lame spam and futile attempts to reduce bandwidth! The internet
>is B I G G E R than u.
>
>
>This is a recording.
You dirty fucking faggot.
| |
|
| On Sat, 27 Oct 2007 10:40:53 -0700, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
wrote:
>On Sat, 27 Oct 2007 17:03:24 +0100, in the land of
>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ? got double secret probation for
>writing:
>
>
>Really posting to usenet means you have no life.
Cease & Desist this shit.
| |
|
| On Sat, 27 Oct 2007 19:12:50 +0100, ? wrote:
> On Sat, 27 Oct 2007 10:40:53 -0700, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
> wrote:
>
>
> Cease & Desist this shit.
Yore crosposting is causing me emotonal distress.
--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com
smeeter 11 or maybe 12
mp 10
mhm 29x13
Just fill in the name and address of the cow.
< _The Official Lawyers Handbook_
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|
| On Sat, 27 Oct 2007 15:01:47 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
wrote:
>On Sat, 27 Oct 2007 19:12:50 +0100, ? wrote:
>
>
>Yore crosposting is causing me emotonal distress.
You think that's bad? It's giving me uncontrollable diarrhea!
| |
| Dennis M. Hammes 2007-10-28, 1:25 pm |
| ? wrote:
> On Thu, 25 Oct 2007 19:51:56 +0100, Sacha
> <sacha@gardenweeds506.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:
>
>
>
>
> Get a life!
Hell, get a /language/.
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Gresham's Law is not worth a Continental.
http://scrawlmark.org
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| Dennis M. Hammes 2007-10-28, 1:25 pm |
| mimus wrote:
> On Sat, 27 Oct 2007 19:12:50 +0100, ? wrote:
>
>
>
>
> Yore crosposting is causing me emotonal distress.
>
Your /speling/ made me buy dis dress!
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Gresham's Law is not worth a Continental.
http://scrawlmark.org
| |
| Dennis M. Hammes 2007-10-28, 1:25 pm |
| ? wrote:
> On Sat, 27 Oct 2007 15:01:47 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
> wrote:
>
>
>
>
> You think that's bad? It's giving me uncontrollable diarrhea!
That explains your poast...
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http://scrawlmark.org
| |
|
| Aratzio wrote:
> On Sat, 27 Oct 2007 17:03:24 +0100, in the land of
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ? got double secret probation for
> writing:
>
>
> Really posting to usenet means you have no life.
ROLF!
I just got back from visiting the Great Smoky Mountains in the States . . .
South Caroliinas, to be exacting.
It was awesome.
Peak Leaf Season, Baby!
| |
| helene@urbed.coop 2007-10-29, 9:25 am |
| On 29 Oct, 05:05, ah <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote:
> ROLF!
> I just got back from visiting the Great Smoky Mountains in the States . . .
> South Caroliinas, to be exacting.
> It was awesome.
> Peak Leaf Season, Baby!
Hiya there stranger!! Yes - awesome time of year. Took a strawl in
north Manchester yesterday afternoon and threw myself in the leaves
and fought every single one of them till the dogs joined in... Would
you beleive some people here look at spring already when there's this
crazy coloured fall to get through first, and then the snows!! Can't
wait ;o)
How's the job doing - built any more superb gardens? Anything we
should know about?! Any pics?! Are you rich and famous yet? <tee hee>
| |
| Aratzio 2007-10-29, 9:25 am |
| On Mon, 29 Oct 2007 01:05:26 -0400, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com>
bloviated:
>Aratzio wrote:
>
>ROLF!
>
>I just got back from visiting the Great Smoky Mountains in the States . . .
>South Caroliinas, to be exacting.
>
>It was awesome.
>
>Peak Leaf Season, Baby!
Leafs are so Charlie Brown
| |
| John \C\ 2007-10-29, 9:25 am |
|
"ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:47256480$0$22514$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
> Aratzio wrote:
served by[color=darkred]
>
> ROLF!
>
> I just got back from visiting the Great Smoky Mountains in the States . .
..
> South Caroliinas, to be exacting.
>
> Peak Leaf Season, Baby!
Did you shit in the woods?
| |
|
| On Mon, 29 Oct 2007 09:07:51 -0600
"John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith
with:
>
> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:47256480$0$22514$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
> served by
> .
>
> Did you shit in the woods?
>
Thats for bears and popes, clocky.
Leaves are "oh so fun" until you have a yard full of deciduo-us
trees...then its worky work work!
You're in the zone with a fucking rake in your hand.
7 pickup loads of biomass to the dump later you realise you just
added to the issue of GLOBAL WARMING just to keep the goddamn yard
clean.
Next year Im spraying the trees with *glue*...
--
www.alternet.org
| |
|
| On Sun, 28 Oct 2007 11:42:03 -0500
"Dennis M. Hammes" <scrawlmark@arvig.net> wasted precious bandwith
with:
> ? wrote:
>
>
>
> That explains your poast...
>
WTF are you posting the Island of Misfit Toys (aka usenet) for???
I looked at yer website & your a real actual writer with lit-racy
skiils!!!
0_o
Im scareda you!
| |
| Marcia 2007-10-29, 1:25 pm |
|
in article 20071XXXX84457.462b5d2a@vector, §ñühw€£f at snuhwolf@netscape.net
wrote on 10/29/07 11:44 AM:
> On Mon, 29 Oct 2007 09:07:51 -0600
> "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith
> with:
>
> Thats for bears and popes, clocky.
> Leaves are "oh so fun" until you have a yard full of deciduo-us
> trees...then its worky work work!
> You're in the zone with a fucking rake in your hand.
You're supposed to rake them into a big pile, then jump in them.
> 7 pickup loads of biomass to the dump later you realise you just
> added to the issue of GLOBAL WARMING just to keep the goddamn yard
> clean.
> Next year Im spraying the trees with *glue*...
Then they will fall and stick in your rain gutter.
| |
| Daedalus 2007-10-29, 1:25 pm |
| On Sat, 27 Oct 2007 10:40:53 -0700, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
wrote:
>On Sat, 27 Oct 2007 17:03:24 +0100, in the land of
>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ? got double secret probation for
>writing:
>
>
>Really posting to usenet means you have no life.
So this person has Seasonal Affective Disorder?
Jade
| |
| Aratzio 2007-10-29, 1:25 pm |
| On Mon, 29 Oct 2007 12:49:59 -0400, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
bloviated:
>On Sat, 27 Oct 2007 10:40:53 -0700, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>wrote:
>
>
>So this person has Seasonal Affective Disorder?
>
>Jade
And a Holly Jolly Fuckin Christmas.
| |
| Daedalus 2007-10-29, 1:25 pm |
| On Mon, 29 Oct 2007 16:56:05 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
wrote:
>On Mon, 29 Oct 2007 12:49:59 -0400, in
>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
>bloviated:
>
>
>And a Holly Jolly Fuckin Christmas.
Well I know what to do about that.
heh.
Jade
| |
| Shirley 2007-10-29, 5:25 pm |
|
"Daedalus" <jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote in message
news:vn3ci3l09gb52k3p0uc126krrva3q2mhkr@4ax.com...
> On Sat, 27 Oct 2007 10:40:53 -0700, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
> wrote:
>
>
> So this person has Seasonal Affective Disorder?
Well seasoned affective disorder with a bit of olive oil and balsamic
vinegar is excellent.
>
> Jade
>
| |
| Phil Kyle 2007-10-30, 9:25 am |
| ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in
news:47256480$0$22514$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com:
> Aratzio wrote:
>
> ROLF!
>
> I just got back from visiting the Great Smoky Mountains in the States
> . . . South Caroliinas, to be exacting.
>
> It was awesome.
>
> Peak Leaf Season, Baby!
California now.
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| Daedalus 2007-10-30, 9:25 am |
| On Mon, 29 Oct 2007 15:00:51 -0400, "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net>
wrote:
>
>"Daedalus" <jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote in message
>news:vn3ci3l09gb52k3p0uc126krrva3q2mhkr@4ax.com...
>
>Well seasoned affective disorder with a bit of olive oil and balsamic
>vinegar is excellent.
Do you roast yours in the oven?
Jade
| |
| Shirley 2007-10-30, 9:25 am |
|
"Daedalus" <jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote in message
news:ov7ei39osrf7h998kdc2eekbm6kac2sami@4ax.com...
> On Mon, 29 Oct 2007 15:00:51 -0400, "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net>
> wrote:
>
>
> Do you roast yours in the oven?
I like mine stir-fried...it's crispier that way
>
> Jade
>
| |
| Dennis M. Hammes 2007-10-30, 9:25 am |
| hwf wrote:
> On Sun, 28 Oct 2007 11:42:03 -0500
> "Dennis M. Hammes" <scrawlmark@arvig.net> wasted precious bandwith
> with:
>
>
>
> WTF are you posting the Island of Misfit Toys (aka usenet) for???
> I looked at yer website & your a real actual writer with lit-racy
> skiils!!!
See Kipling on "The White Man's Burden."
A toedully unpopular notion even in his day, to be sure, but
nobody inherits civilisation.
He inherits the /ruins/ of civilisation, beginning with himself.
And he can't afford the heating bill of either one.
But he thinks he's God's Own Son because some of the buttons are
still shiny, and a few even still work when he bumps them.
>
> 0_o
>
> Im scareda you!
>
You should be scared of the thought of a monkey with an i-Phone.
Useta be they'd riot only when they got /together/ in bunches.
--
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~/:o)_|
Gresham's Law is not worth a Continental.
http://scrawlmark.org
| |
| Dennis M. Hammes 2007-10-30, 9:25 am |
| John "C" wrote:
> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:47256480$0$22514$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
>
>
> served by
>
>
> .
>
>
>
> Did you shit in the woods?
>
If nobody heard it, did you anyway?
--
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~/:o)_|
Gresham's Law is not worth a Continental.
http://scrawlmark.org
| |
| Dennis M. Hammes 2007-10-30, 9:25 am |
| hwf wrote:
> On Mon, 29 Oct 2007 09:07:51 -0600
> "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith
> with:
>
>
>
> Thats for bears and popes, clocky.
> Leaves are "oh so fun" until you have a yard full of deciduo-us
> trees...then its worky work work!
> You're in the zone with a fucking rake in your hand.
> 7 pickup loads of biomass to the dump later you realise you just
> added to the issue of GLOBAL WARMING just to keep the goddamn yard
> clean.
> Next year Im spraying the trees with *glue*...
>
Just mow 'em in the spring.
(The /leaves/, not the trees, Curly...)
--
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~/:o)_|
Gresham's Law is not worth a Continental.
http://scrawlmark.org
| |
| Dennis M. Hammes 2007-10-30, 1:25 pm |
| Marcia wrote:
>
> in article 20071XXXX84457.462b5d2a@vector, §ñühw€£f at snuhwolf@netscape.net
> wrote on 10/29/07 11:44 AM:
>
>
>
> You're supposed to rake them into a big pile, then jump in them.
>
DAMMIT.
Momma really /did/ hate me.
Fifty years, I'm doing that with the /dog turds/.
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| |
|
| On Mon, 29 Oct 2007 12:40:10 -0400
Marcia <design1@insight.rr.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
>=20
>=20
>=20
> in article 20071XXXX84457.462b5d2a@vector, =C2=A7=C3=B1=C3=BChw=E2=82=AC=
=C2=A3f at
> snuhwolf@netscape.net wrote on 10/29/07 11:44 AM:
>=20
>=20
> You're supposed to rake them into a big pile, then jump in them.
>
And land on that one pine cone...
>=20
> Then they will fall and stick in your rain gutter.
>=20
NO GUTTERS!
| |
|
| On Tue, 30 Oct 2007 09:21:27 -0500
"Dennis M. Hammes" <scrawlmark@arvig.net> wasted precious bandwith
with:
> =A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f wrote:
>=20
>=20
> Just mow 'em in the spring.
> (The /leaves/, not the trees, Curly...)
>=20
Dad likes a clean yard 
I'd mulch em back into the ground if it were me.
--
www.bushorchimp.com
| |
|
| On Tue, 30 Oct 2007 09:18:29 -0500
"Dennis M. Hammes" <scrawlmark@arvig.net> wasted precious bandwith
with:
> =A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f wrote:
>=20
>=20
>=20
> See Kipling on "The White Man's Burden."
> A toedully unpopular notion even in his day, to be sure, but=20
> nobody inherits civilisation.
> He inherits the /ruins/ of civilisation, beginning with
> himself. And he can't afford the heating bill of either one.
> But he thinks he's God's Own Son because some of the buttons
> are=20
> still shiny, and a few even still work when he bumps them.
>
So its a vanity thing eh?
Its nicer than a facebook page
=20
>=20
> You should be scared of the thought of a monkey with an i-Phone.
> Useta be they'd riot only when they got /together/ in bunches.
>
The monkeys hacked the iphone and Steve Jobs turned them into bricks
with the "software update".
=20
| |
| Marcia 2007-10-30, 1:25 pm |
|
in article ididnaOx4eEDorranZ2dnUVZ_u2mnZ2d@onvoy.com, Dennis M. Hammes at
scrawlmark@arvig.net wrote on 10/30/07 10:28 AM:
> Marcia wrote:
>
>
>
> DAMMIT.
> Momma really /did/ hate me.
> Fifty years, I'm doing that with the /dog turds/.
Lol. My dad used to put little flags in the ground in the backyard
everywhere he found dog turds. Then I had to go clean them up so he could
mow the lawn. Every so often, I'd pull a flag without picking up the pile so
he'd step in it. Talk about passive-aggressive.
| |
| Marcia 2007-10-30, 8:25 pm |
|
in article 4727baca$0$32468$4c368faf@roadrunner.com, ªºª rrock at
invalid@address.here wrote on 10/30/07 7:12 PM:
>
>
> Marcia wrote:
>
>
> So your dad went to each spot, placed a flag, and didn't bother while he was
> there to pick the shit up for himself? Perhaps the passive aggression is
> hereditary.
>
ROFL! I think you may be right. :D
| |
|
| Phil Kyle wrote:
> ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in
> news:47256480$0$22514$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com:
>
>
> California now.
*quakes*
| |
| Aratzio 2007-11-01, 9:25 am |
| On Thu, 01 Nov 2007 06:40:26 -0400, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com>
bloviated:
>Phil Kyle wrote:
>
>*quakes*
Excellent subduction, Holmes!
| |
| Alan Holmes 2007-11-02, 5:25 pm |
| On Tue, 30 Oct 2007 08:14:19 -0400, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
wrote:
>On Mon, 29 Oct 2007 15:00:51 -0400, "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net>
>wrote:
>
>
>Do you roast yours in the oven?
>
>Jade
Stop posting this rubbish to uk.rec.gardening!! It is off topic and
against the charter.
!PLONK!
Abuse report filed.
| |
| anonym_easynews_poster 2007-11-02, 5:25 pm |
|
<Alan Holmes> wrote in message
news:qg7ni3lua8bkl95n2hhrf7kp7jq419ci2i@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 30 Oct 2007 08:14:19 -0400, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
> wrote:
>
>
> Stop posting this rubbish to uk.rec.gardening!! It is off topic and
> against the charter.
Of course it isn't. I grow olives in my garden and brew balsamic vinegar in
my garden shed. You should get out more.
> !PLONK!
1PLINK1
>
> Abuse report filed.
Please add me to your lits.
| |
|
|
| Dennis M. Hammes 2007-11-03, 9:25 am |
| Alan Holmes wrote:
> On Tue, 30 Oct 2007 08:14:19 -0400, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
> wrote:
>
>
>
>
> Stop posting this rubbish to uk.rec.gardening!! It is off topic and
> against the charter.
>
> !PLONK!
>
> Abuse report filed.
>
I grow my sad disorder under a sun lamp.
It doesn't make me feel any better, but I can see my nose hairs
real good, and without a mirror.
(Is there any market for domestic nose hairs? I mean, outside
uk.rec.cooking, of course.)
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Gresham's Law is not worth a Continental.
http://scrawlmark.org
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|
|
|
| Aratzio wrote:
> On Mon, 29 Oct 2007 01:05:26 -0400, in
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com>
> bloviated:
>
>
> Leafs are so Charlie Brown
You are >< this close to a spnaking.
| |
|
| Aratzio wrote:
> On Thu, 01 Nov 2007 06:40:26 -0400, in
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com>
> bloviated:
>
>
> Excellent subduction, Holmes!
Induction is becoming of me.
Thanks for the "Rah! Rah!"
| |
| Aratzio 2007-11-03, 8:25 pm |
| On Sat, 03 Nov 2007 20:56:13 -0400, in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> got
double secret probation for writing:
>Aratzio wrote:
>
>You are >< this close to a spnaking.
Want I should hold the ball?
--
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2
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| HDAGHL HMACKENZ 2007-11-04, 9:25 am |
| das moot
"ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:4729a796$0$22559$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
> Phil Kyle wrote:
>
> *quakes*
| |
| Dennis M. Hammes 2007-11-04, 9:25 am |
| rrock wrote:
>
>
> Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
>
>
> I'm still working out the kinks before i apply for a patent, but i have
> a machine here that makes compost from spam. The sad rubbish in
> uk.rec.gardening
> has been excellent.
>
We got one of those in rec.arts.poems already.
We call it a "Tommy Bishop Generator."
It's so popular that several others have been diving into the
hopper just for the company.
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| Dennis M. Hammes 2007-11-04, 9:25 am |
| ah wrote:
> Aratzio wrote:
>
>
>
> You are >< this close to a spnaking.
Can we watch?
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|
|
|
| In article <qg7ni3lua8bkl95n2hhrf7kp7jq419ci2i@4ax.com>, Alan Holmes
says...
> On Tue, 30 Oct 2007 08:14:19 -0400, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
> wrote:
>
>
> Stop posting this rubbish to uk.rec.gardening!! It is off topic and
> against the charter.
>
> !PLONK!
>
> Abuse report filed.
>
I have a Facebook garden. Is that on topic or will you report me too?
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| Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
> ah wrote:
>
>
>
> Can we watch?
No.
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|
| Aratzio wrote:
> On Sat, 03 Nov 2007 20:56:13 -0400, in the land of
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> got
> double secret probation for writing:
>
>
> Want I should hold the ball?
Are you insinuating something?
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