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| SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU FUCKING CUNTS!!
OR I'LL SHUT YOU THE FUCK UP FOR GOOD
NOW DO ONE ARSEHOLES!!
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| Frankie Carbone 2007-11-17, 5:25 pm |
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"JIM" <JIM@JIM.JIM> wrote in message
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> SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU FUCKING CUNTS!!
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> OR I'LL SHUT YOU THE FUCK UP FOR GOOD
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> NOW DO ONE ARSEHOLES!!
You're really a girl; the tell tale signs are soooo obvious to me.
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| On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:39:33 GMT, "Frankie Carbone"
<frankiecarbone@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
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>"JIM" <JIM@JIM.JIM> wrote in message
>news:e4kuj3lth3gm20o8ulbtrhi5tqrb5hoecd@4ax.com...
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>You're really a girl; the tell tale signs are soooo obvious to me.
I'LL CUT YOUR FUCKING FAMILY UP AND MAKE YOU WATCH, CUNT!!
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"JIM" <JIM@JIM.JIM> wrote in message
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> On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:39:33 GMT, "Frankie Carbone"
> <frankiecarbone@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
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> I'LL CUT YOUR FUCKING FAMILY UP AND MAKE YOU WATCH, CUNT!!
Wow! Well 'ard
Your drivel is an inspiration to botched lobotomy patients everywhere. Your
post is an orgy of stultifying cacophonous verbal depravity; an exercise in
literary impotence, and an offense to all of good taste and decency.
If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow the kneecap off a
flea. You're just another Internet-addicted idiot suffering from diarrhea of
the mouth and constipation of the mind. Have you ever noticed that whenever
you sit behind a keyboard, some idiot starts typing? Oh well, as the late
Douglas Adams said: "You live and learn. At any rate, you live."
What possessed you to think that you were capable of being entertaining or
interesting to read? There's nothing wrong with you that couldn't be cured
with a little Prozac and a polo mallet, or, better yet, suicide. Maybe you
wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if your brain cells weren't on the
Endangered Species list; if your weren't so fat that you make sumo wrestlers
look anorexic, or if you didn't have a face so ugly that even your mother
didn't know which end to put the diaper on. No, come to think of it, you
would.
In conclusion, thank you. We are all refreshed and challenged by your unique
point of view. Now fuck off!
(credit to http://www.insultmonger.com/generators/auto-flamer.htm)
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| On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 21:03:55 GMT, "Fads" <d@d.com> wrote:
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>"JIM" <JIM@JIM.JIM> wrote in message
>news:ckkuj3l6q2tsiktoqsbu234l2cdicslft1@4ax.com...
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>Wow! Well 'ard
>
>Your drivel is an inspiration to botched lobotomy patients everywhere. Your
>post is an orgy of stultifying cacophonous verbal depravity; an exercise in
>literary impotence, and an offense to all of good taste and decency.
>
>If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow the kneecap off a
>flea. You're just another Internet-addicted idiot suffering from diarrhea of
>the mouth and constipation of the mind. Have you ever noticed that whenever
>you sit behind a keyboard, some idiot starts typing? Oh well, as the late
>Douglas Adams said: "You live and learn. At any rate, you live."
>
>What possessed you to think that you were capable of being entertaining or
>interesting to read? There's nothing wrong with you that couldn't be cured
>with a little Prozac and a polo mallet, or, better yet, suicide. Maybe you
>wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if your brain cells weren't on the
>Endangered Species list; if your weren't so fat that you make sumo wrestlers
>look anorexic, or if you didn't have a face so ugly that even your mother
>didn't know which end to put the diaper on. No, come to think of it, you
>would.
>
>In conclusion, thank you. We are all refreshed and challenged by your unique
>point of view. Now fuck off!
>
> (credit to http://www.insultmonger.com/generators/auto-flamer.htm)
DON'T FUCK WITH ME COZ I *WILL* SLIT YOUR THROAT!!
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| Rob_The_Latch 2007-11-17, 5:25 pm |
| On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:39:33 GMT, "Frankie Carbone"
frankiecarbone@yahoo.co.uk
You're really a girl; the tell tale signs are soooo obvious to me.
JIM@JIM.JIM
I'LL CUT YOUR FUCKING FAMILY UP AND MAKE YOU WATCH, CUNT!!
Woooowwweeee !!!!!
Fookin hardman, you've got me an the rest of us shaking in our boots. I'm really
scared along with the rest of us ......... Tosspot
;-)
Rob
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| On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:58:15 -0000, "Rob_The_Latch"
<EFC_RobTheLatch@evertonian@eve.com> wrote:
>On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:39:33 GMT, "Frankie Carbone"
>frankiecarbone@yahoo.co.uk
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>You're really a girl; the tell tale signs are soooo obvious to me.
>
>JIM@JIM.JIM
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>I'LL CUT YOUR FUCKING FAMILY UP AND MAKE YOU WATCH, CUNT!!
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>Woooowwweeee !!!!!
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>Fookin hardman, you've got me an the rest of us shaking in our boots. I'm really
>scared along with the rest of us ......... Tosspot
>
>;-)
>
>Rob
AFTER I'VE CUT THE FUCKERS UP, I'LL TORCH 'EM!!
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| Frankie Carbone 2007-11-17, 5:25 pm |
| Jim, be honest with yourself; you are the recipient of bum love.
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| In article <e4kuj3lth3gm20o8ulbtrhi5tqrb5hoecd@4ax.com>
JIM <JIM@JIM.JIM> wrote:
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> SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU FUCKING CUNTS!!
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> OR I'LL SHUT YOU THE FUCK UP FOR GOOD
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> NOW DO ONE ARSEHOLES!!
Bring it on, punk!
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| CWatters 2007-11-18, 9:25 am |
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"Frankie Carbone" <frankiecarbone@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:aeK%i.91772$7_4.36711@fe3.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
> Jim, be honest with yourself; you are the recipient of bum love.
>
Please don't feed the trolls...
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| JIM wrote:
> SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU FUCKING CUNTS!!
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> OR I'LL SHUT YOU THE FUCK UP FOR GOOD
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> NOW DO ONE ARSEHOLES!!
Come on then mouth, give it your best shot.
BlueRoo
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| Fads wrote:
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> Wow! Well 'ard
>
> Your drivel is an inspiration to botched lobotomy patients everywhere. Your
> post is an orgy of stultifying cacophonous verbal depravity; an exercise in
> literary impotence, and an offense to all of good taste and decency.
>
> If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow the kneecap off a
> flea. You're just another Internet-addicted idiot suffering from diarrhea of
> the mouth and constipation of the mind. Have you ever noticed that whenever
> you sit behind a keyboard, some idiot starts typing? Oh well, as the late
> Douglas Adams said: "You live and learn. At any rate, you live."
>
> What possessed you to think that you were capable of being entertaining or
> interesting to read? There's nothing wrong with you that couldn't be cured
> with a little Prozac and a polo mallet, or, better yet, suicide. Maybe you
> wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if your brain cells weren't on the
> Endangered Species list; if your weren't so fat that you make sumo wrestlers
> look anorexic, or if you didn't have a face so ugly that even your mother
> didn't know which end to put the diaper on. No, come to think of it, you
> would.
>
> In conclusion, thank you. We are all refreshed and challenged by your unique
> point of view. Now fuck off!
Heh heh heh...
BlueRoo
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| On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 14:45:38 -0000, "CWatters"
<colin.watters@turnersoak.plus.com> wrote:
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>"Frankie Carbone" <frankiecarbone@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
>news:aeK%i.91772$7_4.36711@fe3.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
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>Please don't feed the trolls...
SHUT THE FUCK UP, CUNT!!
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| On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 16:20:12 +0000, Roo <roo@britneyspearspenis.com>
wrote:
>JIM wrote:
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>Come on then mouth, give it your best shot.
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>BlueRoo
I'LL CUT YOUR FUCKING LIVER OUT AND FEED IT TO MY DOG
NOW FUCK OFF!!
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| STEPHEN 2007-11-18, 1:25 pm |
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what of SMACK?
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| On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 17:24:54 -0000, "STEPHEN" <willy@matthehonk.com>
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>what of SMACK?
I'LL SMACK HIS FUCKING XXXXX UP GOOD STYLE!!
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| STEPHEN 2007-11-18, 1:25 pm |
| Be careful, he is a SMACKHEAD
"JIM" <JIM@JIM.JIM> wrote in message
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> On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 17:24:54 -0000, "STEPHEN" <willy@matthehonk.com>
> wrote:
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> I'LL SMACK HIS FUCKING XXXXX UP GOOD STYLE!!
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| STEPHEN wrote:
> Be careful, he is a SMACKHEAD
And you are a Cabbage Patch Doll faced stalker.
BlueRoo
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| JIM wrote:
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> I'LL CUT YOUR FUCKING LIVER OUT AND FEED IT TO MY DOG
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> NOW FUCK OFF!!
Make me. Come on big man.
BlueRoo
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| JIM wrote:
> On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 17:24:54 -0000, "STEPHEN" <willy@matthehonk.com>
> wrote:
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> I'LL SMACK HIS FUCKING XXXXX UP GOOD STYLE!!
STEPHEN's mother is my XXXXX, I suggest you pop around to his house in
Woolton to get her.
BlueRoo
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| On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 17:47:54 -0000, "STEPHEN" <willy@matthehonk.com>
wrote:
>Be careful, he is a SMACKHEAD
I FUCKING HATE SMACKHEADS
CUT HIS THROAT!!
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| On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 18:01:48 +0000, Roo <roo@britneyspearspenis.com>
wrote:
>JIM wrote:
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>Make me. Come on big man.
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>BlueRoo
I'LL CUT YOUR FUCKING FACE OFF!!
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| JIM wrote:
> On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 18:01:48 +0000, Roo <roo@britneyspearspenis.com>
> wrote:
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> I'LL CUT YOUR FUCKING FACE OFF!!
The only thing you'll cut is your knob on your mum's brillo pad bush!
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| On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 18:36:10 +0000, xxy <xxy@yyx.com> wrote:
>JIM wrote:
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>The only thing you'll cut is your knob on your mum's brillo pad bush!
BETTER THAN SHAGGING KIDDIES LIKE YOU DO!!
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| Bikini Whacks 2007-11-18, 1:25 pm |
| In article <9a11k3hig4q7rtn7kenlbb1bii39qk18qj@4ax.com>, JIM@JIM.JIM
says...
> On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 18:01:48 +0000, Roo <roo@britneyspearspenis.com>
> wrote:
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> I'LL CUT YOUR FUCKING FACE OFF!!
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Why not cut his arse-cheeks off instead, much more painful plus he'll
have to stand up all day.
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| Alan Holmes 2007-11-18, 1:25 pm |
| On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 13:32:05 GMT, "Alan Holmes"
<alan_holmes@nowhere.com> wrote:
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>"JIM" <JIM@JIM.JIM> wrote in message
>news:2jpuj31sprjnv71rpumd4pru1bunclr5ol@4ax.com...
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>the only way!
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| Alan Holmes 2007-11-18, 1:25 pm |
| On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 13:32:05 GMT, "Alan Holmes"
<alan_holmes@nowhere.com> wrote:
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>"JIM" <JIM@JIM.JIM> wrote in message
>news:2jpuj31sprjnv71rpumd4pru1bunclr5ol@4ax.com...
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>the only way!
>
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| Bikini Whacks 2007-11-18, 1:25 pm |
| In article <b521k3hsinana9djcrilfqrokmfk84kqcu@4ax.com>, Alan Holmes
says...
> On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 13:32:05 GMT, "Alan Holmes"
> <alan_holmes@nowhere.com> wrote:
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Nah, still nowt.
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| Alan Holmes 2007-11-18, 1:25 pm |
| On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 13:33:35 GMT, "Alan Holmes"
<alan_holmes@nowhere.com> wrote:
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>"JIM" <JIM@JIM.JIM> wrote in message
>news:q8ouj39eh13qgn50uqca9vqmajooie811i@4ax.com...
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>Of course you will, and with sensibility!
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| Alan Holmes 2007-11-18, 1:25 pm |
| On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 13:31:32 GMT, "Alan Holmes"
<alan_holmes@nowhere.com> wrote:
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>"JIM" <JIM@JIM.JIM> wrote in message
>news:ckkuj3l6q2tsiktoqsbu234l2cdicslft1@4ax.com...
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>Of course you will!
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| Alan Holmes 2007-11-18, 1:25 pm |
| On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 13:30:56 GMT, "Alan Holmes"
<alan_holmes@nowhere.com> wrote:
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>"JIM" <JIM@JIM.JIM> wrote in message
>news:e4kuj3lth3gm20o8ulbtrhi5tqrb5hoecd@4ax.com...
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>A brilliant, well thought out and well written article, which will, no
>doubt, get a lot of very reasonable responses!
>
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| Alan Holmes 2007-11-18, 1:25 pm |
| On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 18:49:46 -0000, Bikini Whacks <www.look@you.con>
wrote:
>In article <b521k3hsinana9djcrilfqrokmfk84kqcu@4ax.com>, Alan Holmes
>says...
>Nah, still nowt.
Sorry, I'm senile.
<kisses>
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| Pope Pompous XVIII 2007-11-19, 3:25 am |
| STEPHEN formulated the question :
> Be careful, he is a SMACKHEAD
There are times when a woman
Has to say what's on her mind
Even though she knows how much it's gonna hurt
Before I say another word
Let me tell you, I love you
Let me hold you close and say these words
As gently as I can
There's been another man
That I've needed and I've loved
But that doesn't mean I love you less
And he knows he can't posses me
And he knows he never will
There's just this empty place inside of me
That only he can fill
(Backing singers)
Torn between two lovers
Feeling like a fool
Loving both of you
Is breaking all the rules
Torn between two lovers
Feeling like a fool
Loving you both is breaking all the rules
You musn't think you've failed me
Just because there's someone else
You were the first real love I ever had
And all the things I ever said
I swear they still are true
For no one else can have the part of me I gave to you
Torn between two lovers
Feeling like a fool
Loving both of you
Is breaking all the rules
Torn between two lovers
Feeling like a fool
Loving you both is breaking all the rules
I couldn't really blame you
If you turned and walked away
But with everything I feel inside
I'm asking you to stay
Torn between two lovers
Feeling like a fool
Loving both of you
Is breaking all the rules
Torn between two lovers
Feeling like a fool
Loving you both is breaking all the rules
(repeat)
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> "JIM" <JIM@JIM.JIM> wrote in message
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hehehhehehe, be my guest
"JIM" <JIM@JIM.JIM> wrote in message
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> On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 17:47:54 -0000, "STEPHEN" <willy@matthehonk.com>
> wrote:
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> I FUCKING HATE SMACKHEADS
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> CUT HIS THROAT!!
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| STEPHEN 2007-11-19, 9:25 am |
| and your mother sucks my cock
"Roo" <roo@britneyspearspenis.com> wrote in message
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> JIM wrote:
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> STEPHEN's mother is my XXXXX, I suggest you pop around to his house in
> Woolton to get her.
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> BlueRoo
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| In article <5qdhi5Fva0hdU10@mid.individual.net>
"STEPHEN" <willy@matthehonk.com> wrote:[color=darkred]
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> hehehhehehe, be my guest
> "JIM" <JIM@JIM.JIM> wrote in message
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Yawn.
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