| Anton Chigurh 2008-01-29, 1:25 pm |
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"Dave (Sgt. Pepper)" <EpsomMafia@Sicilia.net> wrote in message
news:baCdnYwtVZpWoALanZ2dnUVZ8uadnZ2d@giganews.com...
> From my email inbox today ...
>
> "I the lonely woman. I search for the man with which I can live the
> rest of the life. My own personality I would say that I am: MY honest,
> loyal, kind, positive person, with human values. I appreciate
> faitfulness and honesty. I like romance and I am warm open-hearted to
> people. I am trying to have always a positive outlook on life. I like
> socializing, meeting friends, good conversations, romantic moments.
> Also I value a close homelife with family. I like coziness in home and
> enjoy a quiet evening at home. Things that I enjoy in life are
> reading, going to the beach, walking, movies, music, shopping. I enjoy
> being outdoors and I enjoy the quiet evening at home. I like to go to
> the theater, cinema or concerts, to meet friends and have interesting
> conversations. I like to be physically active. My Ideal Person: He
> must be tender and attentive to the woman's world, sometimes I need
> only his good words and I want to find a man who could understand it
> and help me to be happy together with him. I feel I have so much love
> to give and so much inside my heart to share. I will not write you
> much about myself now.
>
> If you are interested, that please, write to me on my address:
>
> pluvunavstrechu@gmail.com
>
> Your new girlfriend"
>
>
> No mention amongst her interests of darning socks, sorting the bloody
> garden out, or getting my meals prepared. Think I'll pass, I've got six
> of them clawing at the front door already.
That most defiantly was *not* an off-the-cuff one liner wot Dave The Fat
Sarge is famous for riting.
--
Anton Chigurh (Say "sugar")
"I get a really good laugh when I think of how much of their time we are
wasting. It only takes an off-the-cuff one liner from any one of the
intelligentsia in u.l.s and the passed-its-sell-by-date Chief Collard and
his ADC (Another Dozy Cunt) DribblingBuffoon01 spend hours thinking up a
response, and even then they can only come up with mindless bollocks. It's
like having radio controlled muppets at your disposal. Push their little
buttons and watch them go. Too funny!" - Dave The Fat Sarge in uls.
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