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I saved us again !
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| Red Jacket 2005-06-16, 2:28 pm |
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Subject: JP saves the world again !
Date: Monday, May 23, 2005 3:04 PM
quote:
was now living in the[vbcol=seagreen]
> over-populated
two[vbcol=seagreen]
> of
> .... but
> building
> sprinkler
> laws by
had[vbcol=seagreen]
> to go
> power
Ark's[vbcol=seagreen]
> move
> hear
[vbcol=seagreen]
> trees in
environmentalists[vbcol=seagreen]
> that I
> group. They
> they
inhumane[vbcol=seagreen]
> to
an[vbcol=seagreen]
> on how
> hire only
> to
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> finish this
Ark."
Suddenly the skies cleared, the sun began to shine, and a rainbow
stretched
across the sky.
JP looked up in wonder and asked, "You mean, You're not going to destroy
the
world?".
"No," said the Lord. "The government beat me to it."
And whew ! Said JP, for he now knew the Lord had no master Plumming license
and
was grateful that our Lord would not be locked up by these no good rotten
crooked dirty heathens and stick him in the Niagara Falls City Jail !
[Later I'll tell you about the time me and the good Lord had a discussion
about
my lawn.]
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| Ned Flanders 2005-06-16, 2:28 pm |
| I heard that Jesus used to jack off all the time.
He even used to jack off in front of little boys.
One day he ate a small ball of shit...just a small one.
He had a dirty XXXXXXX and his balls stunk.
IT attracts sick perverts like shit attracts flies, dosen't that explain
everything.
"Red Jacket" <RJ@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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quote:
>
> Subject: JP saves the world again !
> Date: Monday, May 23, 2005 3:04 PM
>
> was now living in the
> two
> had
> Ark's
>
> environmentalists
> inhumane
> an
>
> Ark."
> Suddenly the skies cleared, the sun began to shine, and a rainbow
> stretched
> across the sky.
>
> JP looked up in wonder and asked, "You mean, You're not going to destroy
> the
> world?".
> "No," said the Lord. "The government beat me to it."
>
> And whew ! Said JP, for he now knew the Lord had no master Plumming
> license
> and
> was grateful that our Lord would not be locked up by these no good rotten
> crooked dirty heathens and stick him in the Niagara Falls City Jail !
>
> [Later I'll tell you about the time me and the good Lord had a discussion
> about
> my lawn.]
>
>
>
>
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| Mike Grooms 2005-06-16, 2:28 pm |
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"Ned Flanders"
Did someone hit you with a Bible when you were born? I know there are
probably some Christians that irritate you, but you shouldn't take it out on
Jesus.
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