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CROWNED - Gerald Newton gets TinFoil Sombrero

Sean Monaghan

2007-02-12, 1:25 pm

ANNOUNCEMENT:

Gerald C. Newton, also known as G-Dolf the wife-beater of
alt.culture.alaska, is hereby permanently crowned with a TINFOIL
SOMBRERO - compliments of the Cabal Obsidian Order.

This monumental dishonour of fuckwitted proportions is retroactively
bestowed upon the aforementioned net.kook for his most spectacular
display of extreme cluelessness of the highest order - to the point
where he made numerous death threats on the life of at least one FNVW,
as well as on the lives of several prominent Kookologists. He also
forged the valid e-mail addresses of no less than two AUK Vote
Wranglers. All of this happened because Mr. Newton's PUSSY
HURTS^H^H^H^H^he was upset over a few Usenet posts.

Award description -

"Tinfoil Sombrero - An executive award, a Vote Wrangler's privilege, to
grant to those out there who would seek to overthrow the Friendly
Neighborhood dictatorship of this froup. Time and again various Kooks
have attempted to either hijack the awards, start votes of their own,
or give the FNVW a free non-expenses-paid ticket to the Motel Deep 6.
This should never go unpunished. Such insubordination goes beyond the
normal bounds of those wacko enough to wear the tinfoil hat, therefore,
the FNVW shall have the privilege of granting the TINFOIL SOMBRERO,
upon receipt of substantial enough evidence of said insubordination."

Congratulations, G-Dolf. Now, kindly keep up your ongoing protest of
silence in support of your forthcoming "Coward of the Month" nomination.
;-)

Here follows a list of Gerald C. Newton's previous kook awards -

Kook of the Month, August 2005
Coward of the Month, August 2005
Joseph Bartlo "Pathetic Anal Pineapple" Award, March 2005
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, September 2005
Busted Urinal Award
Bolo Bullis Foam Duck #15
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet

guvf fghss nyy unccrarq va 2005, ohg gurer ner ab fgnghgrf bs
yvzvgngvbaf sbe guvf njneq

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Graceland Sugir

2007-02-12, 1:25 pm

"Sean Monaghan" <sean@alcatroll.com> wrote in message news:Xns98D576B12E4DB27182O5@204.153.244.156...
> ANNOUNCEMENT:
>
> Gerald C. Newton, also known as G-Dolf the wife-beater of
> alt.culture.alaska, is hereby permanently crowned with a TINFOIL
> SOMBRERO - compliments of the Cabal Obsidian Order.

I bet you are really awesome when you forget the Right Guard.

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>
> This monumental dishonour of fuckwitted proportions is retroactively
> bestowed upon the aforementioned net.kook for his most spectacular
> display of extreme cluelessness of the highest order - to the point
> where he made numerous death threats on the life of at least one FNVW,
> as well as on the lives of several prominent Kookologists. He also
> forged the valid e-mail addresses of no less than two AUK Vote
> Wranglers. All of this happened because Mr. Newton's PUSSY
> HURTS^H^H^H^H^he was upset over a few Usenet posts.
>
>
> Award description -
>
> "Tinfoil Sombrero - An executive award, a Vote Wrangler's privilege, to
> grant to those out there who would seek to overthrow the Friendly
> Neighborhood dictatorship of this froup. Time and again various Kooks
> have attempted to either hijack the awards, start votes of their own,
> or give the FNVW a free non-expenses-paid ticket to the Motel Deep 6.
> This should never go unpunished. Such insubordination goes beyond the
> normal bounds of those wacko enough to wear the tinfoil hat, therefore,
> the FNVW shall have the privilege of granting the TINFOIL SOMBRERO,
> upon receipt of substantial enough evidence of said insubordination."
>
>
> Congratulations, G-Dolf. Now, kindly keep up your ongoing protest of
> silence in support of your forthcoming "Coward of the Month" nomination.
> ;-)
>
>
> Here follows a list of Gerald C. Newton's previous kook awards -
>
> Kook of the Month, August 2005
> Coward of the Month, August 2005
> Joseph Bartlo "Pathetic Anal Pineapple" Award, March 2005
> Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, September 2005
> Busted Urinal Award
> Bolo Bullis Foam Duck #15
> Order of the Holey Sockpuppet
>
>
> guvf fghss nyy unccrarq va 2005, ohg gurer ner ab fgnghgrf bs
> yvzvgngvbaf sbe guvf njneq
>
> --
> COOSN-266-06-58907
> Skepticult: 618-90140-613
> Hammer of Thor - August 2005
> Pierre Salinger Memorial HL&S awards - 3/2005, 7/2005, 8/2005, 8/2006

Art Deco

2007-02-13, 3:25 am

Sean Monaghan <sean@alcatroll.com> wrote:

>ANNOUNCEMENT:
>
>Gerald C. Newton, also known as G-Dolf the wife-beater of
>alt.culture.alaska, is hereby permanently crowned with a TINFOIL
>SOMBRERO - compliments of the Cabal Obsidian Order.
>
>This monumental dishonour of fuckwitted proportions is retroactively
>bestowed upon the aforementioned net.kook for his most spectacular
>display of extreme cluelessness of the highest order - to the point
>where he made numerous death threats on the life of at least one FNVW,
>as well as on the lives of several prominent Kookologists. He also
>forged the valid e-mail addresses of no less than two AUK Vote
>Wranglers. All of this happened because Mr. Newton's PUSSY
>HURTS^H^H^H^H^he was upset over a few Usenet posts.
>
>
>Award description -
>
>"Tinfoil Sombrero - An executive award, a Vote Wrangler's privilege, to
>grant to those out there who would seek to overthrow the Friendly
>Neighborhood dictatorship of this froup. Time and again various Kooks
>have attempted to either hijack the awards, start votes of their own,
>or give the FNVW a free non-expenses-paid ticket to the Motel Deep 6.
>This should never go unpunished. Such insubordination goes beyond the
>normal bounds of those wacko enough to wear the tinfoil hat, therefore,
>the FNVW shall have the privilege of granting the TINFOIL SOMBRERO,
>upon receipt of substantial enough evidence of said insubordination."
>
>
>Congratulations, G-Dolf. Now, kindly keep up your ongoing protest of
>silence in support of your forthcoming "Coward of the Month" nomination.
>;-)
>
>
>Here follows a list of Gerald C. Newton's previous kook awards -
>
>Kook of the Month, August 2005
>Coward of the Month, August 2005
>Joseph Bartlo "Pathetic Anal Pineapple" Award, March 2005
>Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, September 2005
>Busted Urinal Award
>Bolo Bullis Foam Duck #15
>Order of the Holey Sockpuppet
>
>
>guvf fghss nyy unccrarq va 2005, ohg gurer ner ab fgnghgrf bs
>yvzvgngvbaf sbe guvf njneq

Congrats, Gerrymander, can we [tinw] expect a froth acceptance speech?

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Chadwick Stone©

2007-02-13, 3:25 am

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> Sean Monaghan <sean@alcatroll.com> wrote:
>
>
> Congrats, Gerrymander, can we [tinw] expect a froth acceptance speech?

Not before he tries to find a woman to beat. He would fit right into
the the soc.fr00tfarm.

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Daedalus

2007-02-13, 1:25 pm

On Tue, 13 Feb 2007 07:45:54 GMT, "Chadwick Stone©"
<chad_stone@127.0.0.1> wrote:

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>Not before he tries to find a woman to beat. He would fit right into
>the the soc.fr00tfarm.

Shows how much I pay attention. I thought Gerry was still disappeared
from his major asskicking last year.

Jade

2007-02-14, 9:25 am

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> On Tue, 13 Feb 2007 07:45:54 GMT, "Chadwick Stone©"
> <chad_stone@127.0.0.1> wrote:
>
>
> Shows how much I pay attention. I thought Gerry was still disappeared
> from his major asskicking last year.

He licked his wounds and crawled back out of the sewer ;)

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Bob Officer

2007-02-17, 5:25 pm

On Mon, 12 Feb 2007 20:56:24 -0700, in alt.usenet.kooks, Art Deco
<erfc-1024@usa.net> wrote:

>Sean Monaghan <sean@alcatroll.com> wrote:
>
>
>Congrats, Gerrymander, can we [tinw] expect a froth acceptance speech?

G-dolf has returned to ACA and while not up the heights of the
pSylvia-G-dolf flame war is still running at near meltdown mode.

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